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So Tired...


Bender

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Have you ever been so tired you actually considered purposely contracting a viral disease just so you could stay home and sleep for the next week? Ok, so I didn't consider it for that long, but it was definitely an option for like two minutes.

 

I'm exhausted because I don't get enough sleep during the week, so I usually go to sleep early on Friday night and then sleep until noon on Saturday. But, last night I had to babaysit this kid (I took extra aderol for him), and I was up until past midnight. Then, I had to wake up early this morning for academic team. I have to go to church tomorrow (Curse you Conservatives and your church every Sunday!). I am about to fall down and go to slepp on my keyborad, actually.yuytttttttttttttttttttttttttttttre I just took a short nap on my keyboard. Now my forehead hurts.

 

So the academic team competition went...bad. My team got second, but we would have been first had this idiot on my team not buzzed in on every science question and then gotten them WRONG! I mean seriously, I know them, he doesn't, so he needs to stop answering all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbdown: I'm really mad about all that.

 

Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad.

 

Book reports are a necessary evil. I hate them. I have to do one on a biography, which pisses me off! I would enjoy it if it was fiction, but biographies suck! They are boring, and I hate history! I'd rather eat my own toenails than read a biography. And toenails are gross.

 

Have I mentioned yet that I am really good at taxonomy? Today at academic team there was a bonus round where they gave us taxons, and we had to tell if they were Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, or species, and I got all of them right. I rock.

 

-psychic psychopath

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Masked Monkey

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1. May I suggest http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/039331393...=books&v=glance if you really need a biography to read, a well written one about Feynman will be about as interesting as most fiction; a poorly written one is just crap.

 

2. I hate taxonomy (but I'm glad people there are peeps out there who do).

 

3. Be careful taking the extra speed, I know it is for the ADD or ADHD, but it is speed none the less. I suspect that some of your issues may predispose you to addictive habbits. --- just be careful.

 

4. As to the academic team guy, it is better to answer them all wrong and talk about how hard they were then to let you answer some right and show that your dick is bigger than his. He can't allow himself to be shown up by a freshman, much less one with a lisp who walks on his hand.

 

Because he was human

Because he had goodness

Because he was moral

They called him insane

-Neil Peart (RUSH)

sumbloke

Posted

Just to confuse matters...if you want an alternative biography to Feynman then i recommend

 

Alan Turing: the enigma of intelligence

 

which is really well written, is about a fascinating man who was also gay and written by a guy who's gay and also a mathematician. I couldn't put it down.

libbonobo

Posted

Go to bed earlier, AP! Sleep is better than coffee or stimulants for that brain of yours. Also for the body.

Masked Monkey

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Just to confuse matters...if you want an alternative biography to Feynman then i recommend

 

Alan Turing: the enigma of intelligence

 

which is really well written, is about a fascinating man who was also gay and written by a guy who's gay and also a mathematician. I couldn't put it down.

 

I agree that Turing was an interesting bloke

Bender

Posted

Thanks y'all, but my biography was assigned. It's about king Tut. It's still amazingly boring. Hopefully I'll be able to B.S. enough on the essay part of the test that my teacher will think I actually read it.

 

Also, yeah, I need more sleep. I'm going to bed in ten minutes. It's sad that I'm a teenager and I'm going to bed before nine. And Lib, why did you call me AP?

Masked Monkey

Posted

Thanks y'all, but my biography was assigned. It's about king Tut. It's still amazingly boring. Hopefully I'll be able to B.S. enough on the essay part of the test that my teacher will think I actually read it.

 

Also, yeah, I need more sleep. I'm going to bed in ten minutes. It's sad that I'm a teenager and I'm going to bed before nine. And Lib, why did you call me AP?

I think he got you mixed up with one of his patients :)0:):P

 

Oh, and assigning the whole class the same biography so that (s)he can base a test on it is plain wrong (lazy), as far as I am concerned.

 

:king: SD

libbonobo

Posted

AP = ancillus pueri = totally mangled Latin for slaveboy

 

It was from chat:

after you said you perved in Latin class, and then said "errare est humanis" (to err is human)

the natural response was: "pervare est ancilluspueris" (to perve is slaveboy)

 

You're a growing boy, & you work out your body & mind, so you definitely need the sleep. Sleep is when you build all those nice neural connections and muscles too. So make sure to get enough sleep & eventually you'll undergo a transformation similar to graham-cracker boy's.

Bender

Posted

Servuspueris = slaveboy

 

ancilluspueris = butlerboy

 

just so ya know.

libbonobo

Posted

ago gratias tibi! :D

Bender

Posted

cogito ergo sum. Or something like that.

JamesSavik

Posted

cranium flatlus

glomph

Posted

I really enjoyed Feynman's autobiographical Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman.

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