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It's started again. I found myself in the worst situation once again. Selene one of my best friends, not one of the good best friends but rather the evil one, had invited me to this hell night somewhere I never want to visit again with her annoying brother that should find a way to cease to exist. Whew mouth full. I went to the god forsakened thing making sure Chaz came along for moral support because I was one step away from killing someone.

 

alright so this place we ggo to is decorated or rather made to look like a satanic church. We're all into it for a little bit when we notice that this is a satanic church and were to be their new additions. I quickly head for the door making sure I'm pulling everybody with me except for Selene's brother who I hate even more for inviting us here. JERK!

 

We are not three feet from the door when we're cut off by this big freaky guy. "Where are you going?" he asks us. Now this guy is by far the creepiest person I've ever met. Seriously this guy could have been Lurch's twin just shorter. Selene screams and Chaz flinches as I try to dodge the man. I make it out safely and so does Chaz but Selene's brother pulls her back and the creepy guy now looks pissed.

 

"Hey!" I yell and I pull her back away from him. He gives me this look and I close my fist. he backs off but the creepy guy doesn't he pushes me. I'm like Ready? Let's go, and my fist seems to have a mind of it's own because it quickly connects with his face. He doesn't even flinch. I'm like Crap so I toss Chaz my car keys and we book it. We share a good laugh once we leave and Selene yells at her brother on her cell phone, for bringing us to a cult. We decide to go to a bar to let out some steam because I was really mad at Selene's brother and I could see myself punching him also. I don't know what would compell anyone to join a cult but I really don't like it when they try to pull that on me. I was part of the church once and that was enough.

 

At the bar we run into some friends and that guy I used to have a crush on in high school (see this high school crush) He's there and we're all having a good time. Then I notice the attraction between him and Chaz. So I grab Selene and we walk away from them to give them some time together. Not a minute passes and Chaz joins us saying, "Dude would you mind if I," I don't let him finish.

 

"Chaz what are you still doing here? Go!" he smiles and mouths the words thank you when we see Selene's brother and the creepy guy walk into the bar. I"m like OH SHIZZLE and I grab Selene and I walk over to Chaz and I motion for them to follow us. I know the owner of the bar so after a quick explanation he lets us leave the bar through the back door.

 

I am writing this from Chaz's dorm where I'm hiding out. Julio is going to be very pissed when he hears this. I'm really never scared to fight but they did seem to have alot of cultist in that church and GREEN never underestimates the power of cults in large numbers.

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I know that problem. A cult screwed up my family, but good. They even tried to kidnap me a while back. I'm glad to hear you got out of there, however, not to be the bad news kind of guy. IF this is cult, then I would be very careful, I know how they are and once you piss them off then 'will' hunt you. I predect we have not heard the last of this cult. :(

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Satanists,Baptists Fundamentalists*, what's the difference?

 

Any time a bunch of people think that they have a special hotline to a Deity and a monopoly on the truth, they become dangerous.

 

 

*- My apologies to Baptists, some of them aren't raving fundamentalists.

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Satanists,Baptists Fundamentalists*, what's the difference?

 

Any time a bunch of people think that they have a special hotline to a Deity and a monopoly on the truth, they become dangerous.

*- My apologies to Baptists, some of them aren't raving fundamentalists.

 

And some of them end up as President of the United States, Vice President of the U.S. and their evil cronies..ok, I know, off topic big time and belongs in the Soap Box..but I couldn't resist.....

 

On another note, Green, yikes....I am beginning to think we are going to have to register your hands as protective lethal weapons...of course they are like Marvel Comics characters..doing work for the Good Guys..Indeed, you even have a Marvel Comics Name (i.e. "Green")

 

You protect the environment from evil sludge types...hence "Green"

 

That story should be its own movie...at least some good came of it.....Chaz met your former crush..and maybe sparks will fly and Green does good once again:)

 

and as to the crazy brother that has peas for brains....give him a can of ass whooping and send him away from you for good.....Geez, that whole scene freaks me out.....what the you know what is wrong with him?

 

and Selene...forgive me but um "friend" isn't what comes to mind.....geez, with her and her pea brain brother they put you and Chaz and themselves in major harms way...

 

you are safe, having made us safe from evil....(movie screen fades to black as Chaz kisses his new BF and you are smooching with Julio:) Happy Endings do exist....stay tuned for the Next Green Gay Marvel series:)

 

Michael

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