Did I shave my nuts for this?
A few days ago a cute guy i met online asked me out for a date for today. We were supposed to go to the beach. A few hours ago i send him a text message asking me when he wants to meet. The first answer I get back is "when do you want to f**K" and I thought "what the hell, you asked me on a date not to screw" so I messaged him back asking if that was all he was interested in. He responds that he was just checking to make sure thats not what I was interested in. Great... he thinks he has to be deceptive to get the truth - not a good start. He then informs me that he has a friend visiting him from orlando and that he's eating with him. I respond telling him to just let me know when he's ready to go.
I follow that up by cleaning my room, taking a shower, going through the extra trouble to shave my nuts cause I mean come on who wants to grab a set of hair balls when they reach down there? So when i'm done cleaning myself up and making sure my room and the kitchen are all presentable i send him a message asking if we'd be meeting soon since I wanted to get to the beach before it gets dark. Two hours later I have no response.
Did I really shave my nuts for this?
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