The Male Brain

[Jack Scribe]

...here's a little less than scientific diagram of the male brain:

[Ieshwar]

 

Hey that's not true! I iron all my clothes! Myself!

 

And the 'ball sports' in non-existent in my brain. The only sport I practice deals with shuttlecocks!

 

As for the sex sextion, no comments!

 

Ieshwar

[rknapp]

Looks almost spot-on, though ball sports and attention span are entirely too large... what were we talking about again?

[Dalmatia]

Yeah I'd have to agree with that the attention span is too large lol, and I'm very good at domestic skills, I'm like the only person who does cleaning in my house, and I love to cook!

 

Of course I'm not going to commit on the sex section either....

 

Lol 69.....

Edited October 26, 2007 by Dalmatia

[Graeme]

A reasonable approximation of the average adult male. The sizes of the different components are different for teenage males, but I'm leaving it as an exercise for the student to work out which parts are larger....

[Menzoberranzen]

*sniffs indignantly*

 

It's at times like these that I'm proud not be a 'regular' guy.

[BeaStKid]

*sniffs indignantly*

 

It's at times like these that I'm proud not be a 'regular' guy.

Well said, Menzo...

 

BeaStKid

[Adrian Michaels]

Amen Menzo. I iron EVERYTHING. Almost compulsively. Wrinkles are bad!!

 

And I bake better than everyone I know (except my mummy, who taught me!)

[Ieshwar]

Even I bake!

[Graeme]

So do I. I've even won some prizes for my cooking! Okay, I had to lie and cheat to win, but I won! (the section was "scones made by a gentleman" and I lied and said I was a gentleman).

[rknapp]

My cooking shows how I can multi-task. I can make a charred meal AND burn down the building!

[Menzoberranzen]

I'm an average cook but (all modesty aside, of course) I'm quite a good baker.

[Adrian Michaels]

So do I. I've even won some prizes for my cooking! Okay, I had to lie and cheat to win, but I won! (the section was "scones made by a gentleman" and I lied and said I was a gentleman).

 

That is probably the most British sounding thing I've read in a long time... "Scones made by a gentlemen." haha.

 

I love scones. And Gentlemen.

[Graeme]

I love scones. And Gentlemen.

If you like, I can send you my secret recipe for scones (I found it on the internet). However, you'll need to find the gentlemen yourself