an anthology of suit-up lines ?

[kitten]

It's easy to do a quick little end note that says "I promote safe sex. Use protection, even with oral."

 

My opinion is that we should use the phrase 'safer sex' instead of 'safe sex'.

 

Also, I think that when authors decide to write about safer sex they should use what they believe to be appropriate safer sex practises. A debate on what those practises should be is not really on topic for this thread.

 

Kit

[Silvertomcat]

(did I help you with positions, at least???)

This is completely off-topic, I realise, but the answer is ... yes, and that's all I'm saying *cheeky grin*

 

I'm flattered that my first topic here is still around.

It's very enlightening to read the different points of view. Additionally it changes my perception of some of the stories I'm reading.

 

One of the things that haven't been mentioned (as far as I can tell) is the degree of explicitness in the story.

If an author is describing every sparkle of a car's paintjob or each little item of junk stuffed under the seats, it's not that much of a stretch to add the seat belts. If she or he is just going for "they got in the car and drove off into the sunset, together", that's a different story (pardon the pun)

Similarly, some stories call for flowery expressions like "the stars smiled down on their union"... but others list every ridge the lovers nibble, each nerve ending that sings out, every crease to be licked. In such stories, a condom isn't too much of an imposition, is it ?

 

To return to the original topic : I finally found a one liner that fits !

 

"suit up your astronaut before he boldly goes where no man has gone before"

 

too bad you can only use it once *wink*

[JamesSavik]

Some really bad pick-up lines:

 

I wanna wear your ass like a hat.

 

My pants are like a genie's lamp: rub them and something magic will come out.

 

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

 

Q: Can I shag you for a million pounds?

A: Of Course!

Q: Can I shag you for a quid?

A: Of course not! What do you take me for?

Q: We've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price.

 

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

 

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.