Funny

[rainbow]

Hi All

 

Because there so many new members in the group, by the way welcome to you all. I am going to reposted these jokes which I posted some time ago, so if the older members of the group bear with me.

 

 

Rainbow

 

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he

started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Look, He's hiding the ace of spades behind his handkerchief"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything.

It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank.

The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then

another day and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer:

"OK, OK, I give up. Where's the f**king ship?

 

THREE DUCKS

 

 

A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks one in each hand

and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender.

 

The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the

ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom.

 

Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation.

 

"What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.

 

"Huey," answers the first duck.

 

"How's your day been, Huey?"

 

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."

 

"Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second

duck, "And what's your name?".

 

"Dewey," comes the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?"

 

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.

If I had the chance, I would do it all again."

 

So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie."

 

"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day."