Practical Jokes- got Pranks?

[JamesSavik]

I was at the mall and am familiar with a company called Dead Sea Spas. They are an Israeli company that sells beauty products from the unique chemical composites found in and around the Dead Sea. They have cute Israeli college student aged kids selling stuff in the center courts of malls all over the country.

 

As I was walking by I was seized by a sudden urge to prank the kid- a really cute girl.

 

I looked her in the eye and said, "Yuri says your cover is blown. They know you are Mossad. Get out." and walked on by.

 

Watching from the upper deck, the poor girl closed up shop, left and I never saw her again!

 

 

Got any pranks, punks or practical jokes to share? Do tell!

[Rilbur]

That's just cruel... and scary how well it 'worked'... O.o

 

As for practical jokes... a recent one involving my room mates is rather hilarious. I came out as 'bi' fairly early on, just to get it out of the air (closet... whatever ) and there wasn't much of a problem with it. Then one of their friends was over, and as conversations involving 18 year olds tends to do the subject became blatantly sexual. Which wouldn't have bothered me, except their friend kept saying 'f**k you!' about things, which quickly became annoying. So, next time he said it to me I said 'yes, please!'

 

For about 3 seconds, he had a look of stunned non comprehension on his face, as if he couldn't quite believe what he'd heard. THen... "No! No no no... f**k NO!"

 

I have been 'freaking him out' with various things ever since, and boy is it fun!

[Phantom]

Eh, nothing as funny as what you guys did but I pranked Matt one time. I got on my phone at work and hid the number. Naturally he didn't pick it up since he doesnt if he doesn't recognize the number or it says restricted.

 

Anyway I disguised my voice and called him, leaving him a voicemail to call Planned Parenthood back at my work number (he didnt know it then) to discuss something of an urgent matter. A few minutes later he called back and I picked up, keeping in character and told him that his boyfriend came into the clinic complaining of symptoms relating to pregnancy. He didn't say anything until I said that he (I) was pregnant with his child and we needed him to come in to do a paternity test.

 

At that point he realized it was me and called me on my cellphone telling me to go do something to myself. Needless to say we both joke about it now and then

[Toast]

Strange James, I work for Mossad, too.

[Arpeggio]

Lol

 

When I was dating Chris, we were watching Deathproof... and for anyone who hasnt seen it, the guy wrecks his car into these teenager girls' car and one of the girls gets his by a spinning wheel that basically tore her face off. Chris thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world and that night when he went to sleep, I leaned over and ran the palm of my hand from his chin to his forehead making car noises (vroom vroom!) and he woke up cussing me out.

 

Muwaha

[Benji]

Lol

 

When I was dating Chris, we were watching Deathproof... and for anyone who hasnt seen it, the guy wrecks his car into these teenager girls' car and one of the girls gets his by a spinning wheel that basically tore her face off. Chris thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world and that night when he went to sleep, I leaned over and ran the palm of my hand from his chin to his forehead making car noises (vroom vroom!) and he woke up cussing me out.

 

Muwaha

 

...................A particular nasty type of fellow employee, our esteemed admin decided to make his office in the file storage room. At his lunch time he would lock the door and turn off the lights for a nap! Well, this is a file room and people need to get into files at all times. He continued to be a headache for all of us, so I came in work very early one day with a screw diver and changed the locks around. And errr! Someone locked him in one day!! Seems after lunch, he couldn't get out and had to remove files to get to the other door!! He yelled at everyone and threatened action if it ever happened again. The next morning real early, I and another co-worker removed the door and took it to the basement! Problem solved!!