I got arrested but it wasn't my fault

[weinerdog]

It happened at Walmart. When I was at checkout the cashier said "Strip down facing me"........I DIDN"T KNOW SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DEBIT CARD

[spyke]

Bad dog. Bad dog.

No treats for you. 🤣

[Mikiesboy]

Oh nekkid weinerdogs..

[spyke]

10 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

Oh nekkid weinerdogs..

Are you originally from the South? LOL

Naked means you ain't got no clothes on.

Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on and you up to something. 

You know @weinerdog oh too well. 

Definitely nekkid. 

[Mikiesboy]

1 minute ago, spyke said:

Are you originally from the South? LOL

Nope ... I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I guess you are referring to the Southern USA. I've never been there.

I don't know weinerdog too well, but he seems a bit naughty.    

[spyke]

2 minutes ago, Mikiesboy said:

Nope ... I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I guess you are referring to the Southern USA. I've never been there.

I don't know weinerdog too well, but he seems a bit naughty.    

Yes, the Southern USA. We are the masters of the double entendre. 

You have a good grasp about the weinerdog situation. @kbois can back up your assessment. 

[kbois]

27 minutes ago, spyke said:

Yes, the Southern USA. We are the masters of the double entendre. 

You have a good grasp about the weinerdog situation. @kbois can back up your assessment. 

He's more than "a bit". He teaches PhD level mayhem courses. I do believe @Gary L inadvertently enrolled his two tiny terrors in the online course. 

While y'all know I'm a native New England girl, I think I've picked up enough of the wicked awesome southern slang that I can at least translate with reasonable confidence.

[Wayne Gray]

11 minutes ago, kbois said:

He's more than "a bit". He teaches PhD level mayhem courses. I do believe @Gary L inadvertently enrolled his two tiny terrors in the online course. 

While y'all know I'm a native New England girl, I think I've picked up enough of the wicked awesome southern slang that I can at least translate with reasonable confidence.

Pfft. Y'all don't even say your roads right.

[kbois]

15 minutes ago, Wayne Gray said:

Pfft. Y'all don't even say your roads right.

What? You can't figure out where 123rd 1st Avenue Drive Boulevard East is? Or was that West?

[spyke]

48 minutes ago, Wayne Gray said:

Pfft. Y'all don't even say your roads right.

We don't go by roads. Too much effort in that for those of us who cut through the woods. All you need to know is how far  "yonder," and "a bit" are,  then left and right, a few basic landmarks like churches, and you're good to go. Although if someone mentions First Baptist Church, you'd be smart to ask which one, because there are many. Kind of counter intuitive because there can really only be one First. 

The only other things you need to know is to keep it 'tween the ditches, and to watch out for deer. Cute as they are, they will ruin your day.

[Gary L]

@kbois: Attached photo of Lilibeth, AKA 001 Archterrorist.  It’s in the eye glance that you see a wiener dog’s evil soul….

Edited May 23, 2025 by Gary L

[Gary L]

[kbois]

4 hours ago, Gary L said:

@kbois: Attached photo of Lilibeth, AKA 001 Archterrorist.  It’s in the eye glance that you see a wiener dog’s evil soul….

She's adorable. 

[Gary L]

2 hours ago, kbois said:

She's adorable. 

That’s what she thinks!

post vet visit she now has the “Elizabethan collar” as the Spanish call it as she has a post op slight inflammation. Boy is she p****d with daddy Gary.  

[kbois]

1 hour ago, Gary L said:

That’s what she thinks!

post vet visit she now has the “Elizabethan collar” as the Spanish call it as she has a post op slight inflammation. Boy is she p****d with daddy Gary.  

It's the Cone of Shame! 🤣🤣

[spyke]

1 hour ago, Gary L said:

That’s what she thinks!

post vet visit she now has the “Elizabethan collar” as the Spanish call it as she has a post op slight inflammation. Boy is she p****d with daddy Gary.  

She's big mad. You can tell she's plotting her revenge. 

[chris191070]

1 hour ago, kbois said:

It's the Cone of Shame! 🤣🤣

Can we put one on @weinerdog

[weinerdog]

4 hours ago, kbois said:

It's the Cone of Shame! 🤣🤣

 

3 hours ago, chris191070 said:

Can we put one on @weinerdog

 THATS what it's called????🤔 No fair I was told it was to keep from getting food on me

[Gary L]

4 hours ago, spyke said:

She's big mad. You can tell she's plotting her revenge. 

Currently chasing her bigger sister around and scaring her to bits as she charges at her wearing her “armour”! Another week to go before vet discharges her, hopefully. I’m off to UK so she better be well.