Barefoot Bandit

[Myr]

So the Barefoot Bandit has been caught.

Let me just say that I think someone in prison is going to be very lucky and I'm not thinking that it is Colton here.

http://news.yahoo.co...974d757f98d29a/

[Tiger]

Yeah, the cute guy did something stupid. Bubba's gonna love him.

[Mark Arbour]

They'll wipe that smart-ass grin right off his face.

 

I wonder what they'll use?

[Tiger]

They'll wipe that smart-ass grin right off his face.

 

I wonder what they'll use?

Probably just punch him in the face.

[Mark Arbour]

Probably just punch him in the face.

 

See, and I was thinking it would be a big fat dick slammed down his throat.

[Tiger]

See, and I was thinking it would be a big fat dick slammed down his throat.

Probably both, especially, if her accidentally uses his teeth...

[TetRefine]

Looks like Big Boy Leroy is gonna have himself a cute new bitch in prison.

[Hamen Cheese]

Wow. He's tall.

 

And were those chalk drawings on the red floor his real feet? I hope not...

[Benji]

Wow. He's tall.

 

And were those chalk drawings on the red floor his real feet? I hope not...

 

............You know what, I cannot absolve him of his crimes, but I do have a bit of admiration for him. This kid broke out of a halfway house and eluded the law for two years before finally getting caught in the Bahamas. Again don't take me wrong, he is a criminal and needs to be adjucated, but for him to elude the law for years is a mastery of his skills as a criminal. I read that he was a thief as early as 12 years old and continued until sentencing at age 14, where he escaped at age 16 and eluded the police for 2 years. Not condoning his actions at all, but this is kinda of like a modern 'Catch Me If You Can' escapee of a criminal persona.

[Mark Arbour]

............You know what, I cannot absolve him of his crimes, but I do have a bit of admiration for him. This kid broke out of a halfway house and eluded the law for two years before finally getting caught in the Bahamas. Again don't take me wrong, he is a criminal and needs to be adjucated, but for him to elude the law for years is a mastery of his skills as a criminal. I read that he was a thief as early as 12 years old and continued until sentencing at age 14, where he escaped at age 16 and eluded the police for 2 years. Not condoning his actions at all, but this is kinda of like a modern 'Catch Me If You Can' escapee of a criminal persona.

 

I understand where you're coming from. It's hard not to admire an achievement like that, even if the achievement itself isn't admirable.

[JamesSavik]

Authors: how about a story of a nice tame suburban guy who meets a rouge like this who turns his life upside down.

 

Catch phrase: "Come on. Live a little."

 

BTW- this guy is going to die. He's made the cops in goodness knows how many states look stupid and they consider that a capital offense. He won't be executed but he would probably like that better. They'll just put him in a cell with one of their pet lifers and he'll get his throat cut.

[Hamen Cheese]

Authors: how about a story of a nice tame suburban guy who meets a rouge like this who turns his life upside down.

 

Catch phrase: "Come on. Live a little."

 

BTW- this guy is going to die. He's made the cops in goodness knows how many states look stupid and they consider that a capital offense. He won't be executed but he would probably like that better. They'll just put him in a cell with one of their pet lifers and he'll get his throat cut.

 

Sounds like the plot of Knight and Day haha (minus the spy part of course).

 

Now that dying bit is just depressing.

[*HJ*]

............You know what, I cannot absolve him of his crimes, but I do have a bit of admiration for him. This kid broke out of a halfway house and eluded the law for two years before finally getting caught in the Bahamas. Again don't take me wrong, he is a criminal and needs to be adjucated, but for him to elude the law for years is a mastery of his skills as a criminal. I read that he was a thief as early as 12 years old and continued until sentencing at age 14, where he escaped at age 16 and eluded the police for 2 years. Not condoning his actions at all, but this is kinda of like a modern 'Catch Me If You Can' escapee of a criminal persona.

 

I agree with you. He sorta reminds me of the Billie Jean movie with his 'fan club' he has going. Well...'cept for the whole actual criminal thing.

[KJames]

Wow. He's tall.

 

Yeah...at 19 he's 6'5"...there's not a lot of people that tall. And with his survival skills in 'wilderness' he is doubtfully, very strong physically--possibly enough to defend himself hand-to-hand.

[methodwriter85]

See, and I was thinking it would be a big fat dick slammed down his throat.

 

I feel like that's the reaction a lot of people are having- he's got a boyishly cute face. Therefore he's going to be prime meat in prison. LOL.