Six reasons to not wear pants while penning your novel

[Kavrik]

1. TOO MUCH WORK. Writing is hard enough. There's no need to complicate things by trying to figure out how to get your legs into a pair of pants.

 

2. UNNECESSARY. Who are you trying to impress? The computer won't judge you. Neither will that box of donuts sitting on your desk.

3. NEVER GAIN WEIGHT. Or at least you'll never really know if you have. No pants = No growing out of said pants. You could eat your entire kitchen and no pair of pants in your closet will ever know. BAM. Instant sexiness.

4. SAVE MONEY. Let's be honest: People never got rich by spending all of their money on pants.

5. TRENDSETTER. Stick it to The Man by saying no to conformity. Next thing you know you'll be pulling a Regina George and sporting awkwardly placed holes in your shirt.

6. I TAKE IT BACK. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. You really don't want to end up like this guy:

[Nephylim]

You just get funnier. I don't know if you make this up or get it from somewhere else... just please don't stop