Why won't CJ ever use cliffhangers?

[MartyS]

ACK!!

 

But Marty, if you believe your theory that Shane wrote Circumnavigation, isn't it Shane whom you should be threatening, instead of poor, misunderstood me?

And nominating Shane for King of Cliffhangers?

 

NO, NO , NO, You are not going to shift the blame to Shane.

 

If, as I believe, you are passing off his creation as your own, it is all in the editing you did. If Trevors problem with the pirates had occurred in midchapter and his overcoming it, had appeared before the chapters conclusion, that would not be a cliffhanger.

 

However if you were to produce the copy you obtained, that is Shane's original novel, and it contains the cliffhangers, I would agree to nominate Shane to be your sucessor.

 

It is you who are to blame. Not only base enough to take Shane's excellent tale, but to twist it and alter it to cause your readers fears.

 

Regarding that con job you pulled on the readers to gain your Abdication as the King of the Cliffhangers you should have either been Tar and Feathered, or possibly hung with a new rope.

 

Begone Fiend! (but not before you post the final chapter of Shane's Momentous Novel.)

 

Marty

Edited July 12, 2011 by MartyS

[C James]

NO, NO , NO, You are not going to shift the blame to Shane.

 

If, as I believe, you are passing off his creation as your own, it is all in the editing you did. If Trevors problem with the pirates had occurred in midchapter and his overcoming it, had appeared before the chapters conclusion, that would not be a cliffhanger.

 

However if you were to produce the copy you obtained, that is Shane's original novel, and it contains the cliffhangers, I would agree to nominate Shane to be your sucessor.

 

It is you who are to blame. Not only base enough to take Shane's excellent tale, but to twist it and alter it to cause your readers fears.

 

Regarding that con job you pulled on the readers to gain your Abdication as the King of the Cliffhangers you should have either been Tar and Feathered, or possibly hung with a new rope.

 

Begone Fiend! (but not before you post the final chapter of Shane's Momentous Novel.)

 

Marty

 

AHHA! I've got you now!!!

Me, edit stuff in?

I hope you know you likely have my team rolling around and laughing their asses off at that idea... I am known as the King of Typos for a reason! :lmao: Editing is something I clearly have not the skills for.

 

I'm also dyslexic (seriously) so I am notorious for mixing up look-alike words. Waive-wave being one set, out-our another. There are many.

 

So there.