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The girl with two brain cells.

 

 

Dumbeledoor: NDD WELCCUMM TO DIZZ HAWHGWORTZES YUR! WE HHAVE NEW STOODUNT WHO BEEOOTEEFALL!@!!LOL Sheez mi grandotter soo lykke b nyce 2 herr nless u lyke wannt2 DYE!

 

tEH stOOduents gullped

 

DumBElldoor: LYK CUM onn inn OAFEELUH! (Ophelia)

 

Teh stooduntsss herd moozic cum frum out teh doore ndd all terrned 2 f@ce itt. iTt wauzzs plaing 'RITE THURR" bi Chingy nd teeh doorse berst oPunnnd thde mostee bbeootgiful wohmun n day eva sawwu woked in wit Filcdh behinde heer.

 

Tey woked dun da hallway n sloow moshun nd da gurl lookd arounde smyling, heer haeier bloingg wit a unnone winded. Te gsrls lookesd ats herr jeluss nd te bOyzzee lookred ate herr dreramy nd shokked' ?shee s sloley terned 2 laok att harey +2 rAwNn.LOL!11 Shsee wineked aett dem + kepte goeing. Harey loorked att hetr inn awe. Hee wisperrd 2 rAwNn.

 

Hareyy: LOL K LYK HELUN OV TROI WUD BE JELUZSS OF HERR!

 

rAwNn nodd, lyk noing wut he sed wuz nott lye.

 

Fylcchbabbii wuz bee hind heer hoo hadd oviussley led heer heer nd wus know ztairing at herr azzz so lyk bad nd grose bt shee dun knowe. FUNDlyke/ Tee onley 1 hoo klapped wuzs Dumbelldooree hoo wuzz lyk smyle so byg.. Efen teh woomuhn teechurrsz wer glairing atther uh biet but lissened 2 mucdonulds n tryd smyling good. 4Drak0 Mallfoi wisspured 2 hizz frends seerusley.

 

Dakoo: SHEZ'ZA;E LYKE HOEOTTEST! BOK CHURCUCTERS FRUM HURR POTTAER WIYLL LYKE LUV HERR CUZ LYKE EVERYUNESD, FUGLY ER-DEN ^EHR!

 

tEyy lykke wut he sed cuz deyyytink teh samem ting 22.

 

dRackoo reeched ouuut nd TOTULLY WUZZ SOSO BAD CUZ HE touk herr @$$ n she dun now! oi0 OMFGGG`!11 LOLOLL LOLA uhb slapp witch hee ekspekted her jest stoped nd terned nd 2 himm flyppiiing herr seeexxiii hayrr nd smyledd reells htot lyke nd shend keprt goingh .# dRaakko;z iz (eyes) wennte yd (wide) nd hiz home ee's dun 2 "asz tey petty egg method laughgiging!2!1 qaa at de sameme tymeme~!1 dey aul dun sed:

 

al'l: Damn!"

Edited by Patrick Star
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I was bored so I decided to translate this the best I could, it still doesn't make much sense to me...

 

 

The girl with two brain cells.

The girl with two brain cells.

 

Dumbeledoor: NDD WELCCUMM TO DIZZ HAWHGWORTZES YUR! WE HHAVE NEW STOODUNT WHO BEEOOTEEFALL!@!!LOL Sheez mi grandotter soo lykke b nyce 2 herr nless u lyke wannt2 DYE!

 

Dumbledore: And welcome to this Hogwarts

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