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Here is another funny story.

 

Take care, :)

Mike :sword:

 

 

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day,

they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100

beautiful women. They started getting friendly with

all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

 

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can

touch them except me. You three men must pay for what

you have done today. You will be punished in a way

corresponding to your profession."

 

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he

does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man.

"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

 

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he

did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second

man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the

sheik.

 

Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you

do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a

sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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