Boy Saves Friends Life?

[wep363]

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked

by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board

off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it,

breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald

witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The

reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the

headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious

Animal." "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little heroin interjected.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just

assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again,

"Young Kerry Fan..." "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the

Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?" "I'm

visiting here from Texas. I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like

George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter

begins again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Asshole Kills Beloved Family

Pet."

:ranger:

[BillM]

Hahaha

[Adit]

Good one

[movieguy47]

LOL

that is funny, and sound about right for a reporter type to do

[Cloud]

Very funny indeed! Good one!

 

 

Take care! :2hands:

[Myr]

Sounds just like the liberal press...

[miguelsanchez55]

 

Mike :sword:

[Gentim]

Oh, that's rich!!

 

[Reader]

so true