Bumper Stickers

[colinian]

A friend sent me these funny bumper stickers, both real ones and some that I think we'd all like to see:

 

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IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God -- Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits

With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph

Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does

Our Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks:? God's Revenge

For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen

An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down

Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals

Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND Finally:

 

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POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

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Colin

[rknapp]

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

 

ROFLMFAO

[Drewbie]

Still my favorite one I seen is "god loves you but everyone else thinks your an a**hole"

Edited March 5, 2007 by Drewbie

[Krista]

All Men Are Animals

Some Just Make Better Pets.

 

 

My mother actually has this one... lol.

 

 

Krista

[Graeme]

The following has been altered from the original for the USA market:

 

<- Overtakers

Undertakers ->

[AFriendlyFace]

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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Hahaha, I want these!

Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Or crawfish. To 99% of cajuns "Ax(e)" and "Ask" are completely indistinguishable, as are "filling" and "feeling" - which I learned the hardway when I tried to complain to a friend about my dental concerns. :wacko:

Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde.

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Haha, I kinda want this one too even though I'm not currently blonde.

Heart Attacks:? God's Revenge

For Eating His Animal Friends

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LOL, well if I were a more vitriolic vegetarian I might get this one

 

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POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

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Hmm, I think I've heard JamesSavik, or someone else around here, use that quote before.

 

I quite enjoyed these! Thanks!

Kevin

[TalonRider]

Almost a year ago, on the way home from work, I saw this bumper sticker on the car ahead of me.

 

SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT

PLANT A BUSH BACK IN TEXAS

[Adrian Michaels]

Ok, the funny bumper stickers I've seen and bothered to remember...

 

"Jesus Saves: Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!"

 

"I support artistic freedom, but I draw the line at Air Guitar."

 

"The people who don't believe in Evolution are the ones who need it most."

 

haha. If I remember anymore, I'll have to post them.

[colinian]

"The people who don't believe in Evolution are the ones who need it most."

I want to get a T-shirt with that on the front and

 

"God invented Evolution!"

 

on the back!

 

Colin

[Graeme]

A couple of bumper stickers I saw today (both on the same car):

 

If it's tourist season

why can't we shoot them?

 

We'll keep our cow sh*t in the country.

You keep you bullsh*t in the city.

[The Reaper]

IDK if its been said already cus im to lazy to look upwards for it. But my all tiem FAVORITE bumper sticker reads:

 

 

"Im a professional artist. Can i sleep on your couch?"

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe,

 

Ian

[TonyM]

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Heart Attacks:? God's Revenge

For Eating His Animal Friends

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I saw the opposite to this one once:

 

VEGETARIAN

Old Indian word for Bad Hunter!