Aeroplane

France?? As If.

I play this game, I'm ashamed to say. The game is ok, but the people who play it are terrible human beings.

D'aw but they're so little!

I think, as you undoubtedly know from the forum you are supposed to not be participating in, that a natural law is one part bullshit and one part misunderstanding. "Natural" is a superfluous qualifier intended to provoke a response of "Wow, even Nature agrees with this law". A law is a law, it has no exceptions and is not a "probability" guideline. It will always be true. Some people like to argue that this is not the case to suit their own arguments. I do this too in different circumstances, but only when I'm right. My advice to them; pick your battles more carefully. A particular user has ignored my "Ok, when?" in response to their assertion that the law of gravity does not always apply. On a lighter note - how are things now you're away from the time pressure of that unnameable forum? Well, I hope?

Nah sorry, "not looking for it" is crap. You have to look for it; nobody will help you if you don't help yourself. Don't be needy - be driven and determined. You know what you want and there is no reason you should not have it. You must believe in yourself 100% that someone else deserves you and that you deserve them. You can't take a back seat and hope something will just fall into your lap while you're sat in a dark room on your computer. That only works for a few very lucky people and it's best to assume that it won't work for you. Otherwise you'll eventually end up asking "Why does nobody want me?!" and you will be needy and desperate, when the answer is simply because nobody knows about you. Get yourself out there, reconnect with your old friends because they may have picked up new gay friends while you've been out of touch with them. Sign up to dating sites and make profiles filled with decent photos of yourself (news flash: people are shallow, not that I would know...). Your profile must make you seem friendly and approachable and at the same time the guy that everybody wants to date. Know your strengths, emphasise them. Be down to earth, not arrogant. Be up for anything while knowing your limits and yet being prepared to push them. Don't argue with people you might want to date, be that online or offline. It will make you appear rude and aggressive. If they make a major blunder do not be afraid to walk away physically or virtually: you are in control here because you have something they want. If they destroy that thing about them which you want by their own stupid actions then you are in control because they have nothing you want. Sound much like applying for a job? It is. TL:DR - veni vidi vici. Above all - you must come to the party. You must come to be seen and you must be seen to conquer.

Have a ride in a black cab to Canary Wharf. Swim in the river (you brave souls) naked (you crazy souls).

The cat toyed with his victim. The cats toyed with their victim. The cat's toy was his victim. The cats' toy was his victim. The cats' toy was their victim. The cats toyed with their victim's mother. The cats toyed with their victims' mother. The cats' toy was their victims' mother. (haha) The rules about plurality and apostrophes. Single apostrophe then "s" if a single entity owns any number of objects. Apostrophe after the pluralised word if a group of any size greater than 1 owns any number of objects. The number of objects does not affect apostrophes, only the number of owners does (unless the object is also an owner). No apostrophe if your sentence does not imply ownership of said toy/victim either by a group or a single entity. You do not necessarily have to have an apostrophe before every s. I'm sure most people have this one down, I just like cat sentences. (I hate grammar lessons because I'll invariably get something wrong) (The use of brackets is not a grammatical construct in this instance but a denotion of the tone and manner of my sentence). Taken from my humours' imagination (because I have many humours all controlling my same imagination - HA).

Post it anonymously and take credit if it goes down well, or never admit you wrote it if otherwise

I was considering buying it when I got the email, but I've been playing "Mount and Blade: Warband" obsessively for the past couple of weeks. Space games are great, but I'm more in the mood for timing the swing of my sword just right so that when I'm on my horse passing by some poor hapless fuck he loses his head. I'll buy it next week!

You know, we English call these units the "Imperial" System.

It's not all about the length WL it's what you do with it....

Planned maint for 12th of November? This means I can play Skyrim (and minecraft) without distraction!! Perfect timing. Anyone excited? Skyrim.

Scandalous but it made me actually laugh out loud. No, it's not deflating. He just has to focus on what's at hand right now for a few minutes until all thoughts have gone.

I do not use internet explorer! I use Opera and the poll required me to select an option . Openoffice/opera/home use with some CAD/games . It's far too powerful for what I use it for, but I like power.

I think that it's funny to read this in the completely innocent context most people seem to have read it in. However, funnier is to read it in the context which I believe you intended and then read the comments from others assuming that they are responding to that context. I think Bleu's solution might worsen the problem, poor John I hope he used TCP and I hope Maria cooks well. Personally, I find that getting really well acquainted with alcohol and then my voluminous fruit juice hangover cure, sends my friends running. Pun intended. I love language.