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When you dropped them on me in SC you dropped them on mum. You're far too young to be having such memory issues. Perhaps we should look into a care facility.
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If you have to ask then, yes. In all seriousness. I'm glad you and your family have had this time together. Enjoy the remaining time and travel safely.
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Just get some kids to stack up some Legos. The wall doesn't need to be very tall. He has hobbit legs. When he tries running around the end just slide the wall. It'll be like using a laser to tease the cat. Yes, I'm being very mean. It's payback for dropping nukes on mum.
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Will you be sharing? Of course not with us. I meant with your family.
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The pup didn't seem very impressed by you. Did you forget to wear your crown when you first met? The flowers are lovely. What are they?
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Not even an inch?
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Enjoy every last minute. Uhm, hey @spike382! Drewdo is headed home tomorrow. Is the wall finished?
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And has started plotting his revenge.
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Well I'm glad it was a 🌭 hot dog 'cause one of those other type hanging out in the cafeteria would freak kids out whether you swallowed it or not.
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Has been.
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Well, it's definitely pickled.
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Okay, so perhaps that's true. Being God-and-Emperor isn't necessarily a precursor to becoming a tyrant. There's always the possibilty you could have been a benign despot. However, you behave as a tyrant. Likely because you've let all that power go to your head.
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Imagine, they had that waiting there just for you, and all the other anglo math nerds. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
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Poor bro. He just keeps comin' up short. Maybe Albert would send some of what he's not using.
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Oh so lovely. Was that a wedding portrait? Well, I see Page has answered that question.
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I had eggs Benedict with grilled asparagus and home fries. Mum had scrambled eggs and grits. We went out for brekkie.
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So that you can fit more of the blah, blah, blah, bulls#$@, blah, blah on the page to save paper on the toilet roll.
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As if you intended to share. See, I read the fine print on that one.
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I'm okay thank you. Mum and are having a quiet day. Hope you and Steve are staying warm.
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Yeah, sure ...
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Oh yeah the assterisk and subsquent fine print.
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Not if you nuke them and your armies.
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We all know you aren't gonna be far from mama's tamales, so, you're fleeing in the face of the rebellion.
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Didn't you once claim you would never nuke Texas? Was that just more of the Drewth?
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If I only got an inch I would be too.
