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Word to the wise: AVOID COMPAQ AND GATEWAY AT ALL COSTS!!! Compaq couldn't build a decent computer to save their lives, and Gateway is not far behind them. Trust me, I *HAD* a Presario for a number of years. It gave me nothing but trouble throughout its life, and I spent more time tracking down problems than doing anything remotely useful with it. When I built my custom desktop, *I kid you not* life was all the more sweet, and I did so much better in school! Mostly because I have had obsolutely zero problems with the new machine (now four years old) in its life. It just need some new upgrades to keep up with new programs (at least double the ram to 1GB, another HDD, faster processor, and new graphics card will dust her off). For you, I would recommend Dell. I've also heard many good things about HP and Toshiba. In fact, HP might be Compaq's only saving grace nowadays, though a friend of mine has a new Compaq desktop, and I can't that friggin POS.

One thing I gotta ask... when did good old fashioned soap and shampoo get to be obsolete? That must've been a 90 minute bath LOL. I'm pretty sure I'm a little late, but merry b-day! (I gotta be different lol)

50% General American English 30% Yankee 10% Dixie 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern Who the hell calls a summer shower "The Devil is beating his wife"?? I had to choose sunshower because summer shower wasn't an option. Kitty corner? Catty corner??? WTF?? If I ask where the drug store is, and they say anything involving a feline corner, they will make friends with a 12 guage... An easy course is either and easy course or a bullshit course. Not crip, gut, or blow off... i said blow off because I'm sure a lot of people blow it off. I seriously wanna meet the guy who looks at a summer shower and says "Ah, I see the Devil is beating his wife." If I said that, to ANYONE, they'd have me institutionalized.

So THAT explains it... Nick you are formally forgiven for all past transgressions, namely the prediction of Luke and Grandma Alice. Anyone with a mind simple enough to assume that AOL is better than Firefox CLEARLY doesn't understand the meaning of peaceful internet exploration.

I dunno what Efiction is, so I couldn't tell you if I had any issues with it...

What was all that psycho babble about...

George Takai was hardcore, I was trying my damndest not to laugh out loud, because I was watching the encore and there were four other people in the house who were sleeping...

One would think IE7 would be more work, since you have to have anti-virus and ad-aware running 24/7 while using it. That's if you give a damn about your hard drive.

Neither is mine! +1 for Chinese child workers! (LOL)

Apparently my version of FireFox is incompatible so f**k them.

I don't know which is more entertaining... the fact that he was shaving a cat, or that it resulted in him hitting on some poor defenseless guy... whose cat he was probably shaving.

Sounds like AudioAl wants a lil "schwa schwaaa" with Nick.

Or hired me to guard a Chevy dealership. "What Corvette? It fell off the lot, I swear!"

Think of it this way Dom, in her final months you gave her a slice of happiness by living with you again, just as she did when you were younger. She probably felt like old times and was happier than ever, right up to her passing. I just did the math, and it seems that my own dog is almost ten years old now, and has been on arthritis medication for a couple of years now. Though, he still has just as much spunk in his body as he did seven years ago when first picked him up from an animal farm not too far from here. He's still our doorbell (lol) and still lets us know quite violently (some deep scratches in the carpet from his racing claws) when he has to pee. He's got many more years to come, but I think when his time comes, I'll act exactly as you have... give him until he shows pain. I've put down one dog already (I was less than two years old) and am not looking forward to another.

ROFLMFAO haha nice joke. I forget how many posts I have... but I DO have over 1800 on another forum... been there longer though. EDIT: This one is half way there... although my milestone will be 666, hehe.

The extra P is optional. What I said and what Nick said are the same thing.

Yes, and the whole time, I kept trying to pair up certain scenes with the Bush administration.

DING DING DING!

I saw this in theatres, it's AMAZING!

ROFLMFAOTNTPM Holy crap, I needed that! Who the hell buys a $75,000 teddy bear that is almost 100 years old, when you can buy for $19.99 at the mall brand new?? Oh right, they're British... that explains everything *hides from the Brits on this forum* Lol, I kid! I kid!

An elderly couple sat across from each other at the breakfast table on their fiftieth anniversary. The woman says to the man: "Do you remember what we did fifty years ago, right this minute?" "No." "We were making passionate love, right here on this table... do you think we could do it again? For old time's sake?" The man agreed, and some time later, the couple once again found themselves across from eachother at the breakfast table, minus anything resembling clothing. The woman says to the man: "Oh my, I'm getting the same warm feeling in my nipples that I did fifty years ago!" The man looks at his darling wife of fifty years and says: "That's because your right nipple is in your oatmeal, and your left nipple is in your coffee."

Heh nice tattoo's. I love the one about your brother, as it is chock full of meaning and love. Some people get tattoos to feel like a badass, others do it for more symbolic meanings. A friend of mine on a car forum just got two tattoo's, one on each side of his chest. One is of his daughter, the other is of his son. I've thought about getting a tattoo at some other point in my future, just haven't been able to think of one. Might never do it, since the idea of something unnatural being on my body for the rest of my life is unnappealing.

Nothing happens when I type in that code (*#06#).

Reminds me of a guy who was talking about his neighbor who has a C5... he'll take off seemingly normal, and then the front end dips and jerks back with a nice "womp-WOOOOOOMP" Mmmmmmmm