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I've driven a stick maybe 100ft in my lifetime... it was a 2004 Nissan 350z coupe, and only because my friend could not get it out of the driveway. I'd LOVE to have a stick in my car... sadly, Grand Prix's do not have that option, so I'm stuck with the 4-speed automatic slushbox that GM stuck in there, probably as an afterthought. One of my stipulations for carshopping in a few years is that the car is a manual, with a sunroof. Standards aren't bad at all, once you've mastered 1st gear, you've mastered the entire drivetrain of the car. After that, you won't notice it at all until you get to a nice twisty and abuse that beamer like the german whore she is...

At least you didn't find out through the mail that you had a parking ticket in New Brunswick two months ago, and the mailing was just a notice that the fine was upped $10 because you missed your court date. I went to the court to tell them that this ticket was blasphomy, because there was NEVER any ticket on my car. The fat whore behind the window didn't give a shit and said she couldn't do anything at the window, and I had to pay. I swear, if I could afford a lawyer, I would sue the entire New Brunswick municipal system, and then sue the DOT for making a HUGE mess out of the city by eliminated dozens of imperative left turns in recent years, making people drive further to get to where they need to go, and further endangering the lives of pedestrians... but NO, college students are poor. Because my car is in my dads name, they were threatening to arrest him for not paying the ticket. What a crock of shit. /rant

Blade, cause Wesley Snipes is the blackest black man alive.

Well it isn't horrible. Though it seems like the OC, but with not rich-ass pansies in paradise and the 'case' is both brilliant and stupid. I wonder when the daugther gets some lezzy action with her friend...

Why can I see a sudden outburst of posts from people trying to get the coveted 1,000th post... BTW: This post is one of my favorite numbers... 454 for those of big block V8 knowledge.

Reminds me of one of the Chuckie movies where the toaster or TV or whatever it was fell in the bath water and killed Chuckies bride when she was still human.

Sorry Kev, but this is all that I read: hehe

I'll probably see the first episode for the dude walking around in the buff... and then that's about it.

Watching that video made me rethink buying that new monitor that lets you strangle people in the videos you watch... YES! They smashed the window AWESOME! Now I wanna put a push bar on my moms truck and go hunt down one of those vans...

I think she is.

That reminds me of show that Ron White did recently... "You can't fix stupid." He described one night in the city where he got arrested for being "drunk in public," when he was three sheets to the wind and the bar manager asked him to remove his hat. Apparently, only queers wear those hats. They know someone is queer when they wear one and boot them from the bar. Well, Mr. White said "in Texas, we know someone is queer when they look like..... you," and the manager apparently didn't like that very much haha.

The problem is discerning metro from homo. I wonder if Kurtie would let me borrow his lesbian friend for a while...

My Gaydar's polarity was reversed at the factory, and they refuse to honor the warranty! I used to be able to tell when someone was gay by their mannerisms, manner of dress, etc... then metrosexuality came in and fudged that up. So now the only way I can tell that someone is gay is if he has a cock down his throat. Kissing doesn't count, courtesy of the French and the Italians. Unless they're making out of course. I sometimes work the register at the department store I work at, and there have been several customers whose sexuality I have questioned. Each time, though, it was because they were two guys in their mid-to-late 30's who were shopping together for nice clothing... kind of a giveaway, but still useless to me. As for the experience to know what to look for... my experience has led me to be wary around possible gay guys. I've physically encountered three in my lifetime. Two I never talked to, so they're out the window. The one that I did talk to, was clearly trying to warm me up to idea of sex and get me in the sack. We hung out one night, and as I was leaving, he chose to grab my ass down the hallway. A couple days later I was rubbing one out before heading home for the weekend, and he IM's me, asking me what I was doing. I told the truth and he said to come over. I did, and he blew me. After that, he made several attempts to get together again, all for sexual purposes, and I declined every time. Haven't spoken to him in many months now. I'm not sure if it was the idea that because he's bisexual, he'd only want to sex me up, or because he was short, stocky, and black. And I'm not being a racist like Kevin (lol j/k Kev). At any rate, I gave up the search before I started and now I just get a good glimpse of some eye-candy and move on. Fantasize about the guy or girl in question (I seem to be a fan of tight asses, hehe) and never persue it. If the topic of sex or love comes up, I avoid it. When the people I've told about my blowjob ask about it, I avoid the use of gender specific terms, and then find some way to dispell thoughts of "gayness", for the lack of a better term. I must say I've done a very good job at flying under all radars. I've been told that I'm very hard to read, and I simply reply with "that's a good thing" and change the subject. Oi.

Haven't read the story, haven't been in chat in a long time, haven't been to GA in a long time either... should I be afraid? Anything that snowey might say in chat that prompts new rules will never surprise me.... now where in the heck did I put that whip...

Where's the cake?

I spent the better part of the evening messing around with some ladies.... NOT IN THAT WAY! But laughing was involved... and I did talk throughout the day, kind of have to in order to play Root Beer Pong (don't ask). But hey, I'm quiet by nature, so I can probably go days without speaking!

A 32 year old having a sleep over? Yeah, somehow I get the feeling that you're safe by asking him point blank (but not around others).

All I can say chaz is I'm sorry for your loss, and that I know what you're going through. I lost my aunt prematurely a few years ago, and some of us never got better. I know my uncle was a mess for months after the funeral, as was my grandmother who had depended on her while she was living in assisted living. Honestly, I have yet to accept her departure as I was not allowed to go to the funeral (it was in Florida, and I was still in high school). Just remember, if you need someone to talk to, almost everyone here is ready and willing to lend an ear and offer kind words.

When I said that, I meant that I'm not the type of person to have sex for no reason. True, I've never had sex, but that's because I believe sex should be somewhat meaningful, meaning when I have it, it's with someone who I know for a fact won't think less of me, and in a sense loves me back. I suppose hopeless old fashioned git is a better term LOL. I'm the polar opposite of the average college student: No sex, no booze, no smokes. Ever. Helps to avoid drama and trouble. The booze will come in two years, and the sex will come if I find the right person to share it with... and if is a big word. Anyways. "Jan"'s boyfriend came down on Sunday, and nailed her four times. So she's sated for the time being. To answer Howies' question: Yes and no. The guy I mentioned earlier is bi, but I've been avoiding him because he was only interested in getting me in the sack. Yeah, wasn't gonna happen. Then there is one guy on my floor who is bi, but we haven't even acknowledged eachother. He mostly sits in his room, or he is with his friends from outside the building. He doesn't even talk to his redneck roommate (with good reason, obviously). There is also one gay guy whom I am acquaintences with. He's probably only 17 right now though, Sergio from my high school. Never really talked to him outside of GSA (as far as I know, he had a boyfriend when I was still in high school).

Soda

Howie: One person, but only because I dled porn from him and he messaged me about it. We don't really talk.

Supposedly the lights in Hillsborough NJ can be changed by flashing them late at night, but I'm never down that way. The new light that they put near my house changes when a high-mount camera sees a car waiting for a certain amount of time, so late at night you can flash it and it will change for you.

I made it clear to the first friend that I am not interesting in sexual relationship right now (and that's the truth) last night when we went out to dinner (she paid, so it wasn't a date). As for the other half of the truth, she's homophobic, and I value our friendship too much to ruin it that way. The second, here's a update. The girl who kept trying to hook us up (we'll call her Lauren) walks with me and a guy friend (call him Kevin for now) to a class we share every Friday. On the way, she says to me, "What's the story between you and Jan (name changed for her sake)?" I tell her that there IS NO story between us. She just doesn't seem to understand. The four of us, plus two others, had been making many remarks with sexual innuendo, as a bit of fun between friends, and a couple smacks on the ass here or there for laughs. Well, that's stopping. I'm also not going to be sitting with Jan on a couch, and will be forceful with "Jan" and "Lauren" so they get the big picture here. No coming out will be involved, mostly because the two guys I'm friends with will be living in an apartment with me next year if I stay at this school, so I don't want there to be tension. No point for it if I'm neither sexually active nor a sexual being, right?

O.k., I have two problems. Both deal with girls, and neither I want to be in a situation with. The first girl has recently been making it blatantly obvious that she wants to date me. She's gone as far as to say things like "You're oblivious, aren't you?" as if she thinks I want to date her too, and "Why don't you like girls?" as if she thinks I would ordinarily be all over her. It's not that I don't want to date her, it's that I don't want to deal with her shit on a daily basis. She uses me as emotional crutch when things in her life go bad, which is never something that should be an element in a relationship. The second girl wants to f**k me. Tonight got REAL bad. She straddled me in a chair in the lounge when we were chilling with friends, and the only way I could get her off of me was to grab her ass and freak her out. Then, she and another friend came down to my floor, and this other "friend" says "there are sheets in that room (standing inside my doorway) that need to get dirty, so I'm locking you two in here," and she leaves. The girl who wants to f**k me had a plastic bat with her (I'd kicked her in the ass when she tried to sit down, jokingly, so she ran to get the bat to hit me with). Well, she'd been hitting me with the bat periodically throughout the night, so I grabbed it to keep her from hitting me with it, and then she wrestles me. Half my f**king floor saw the wrestling, including the bi guy down the hall who had left his room to use the bathroom (right across from my room). Compromising positions came about, and I wouldn't be suprised if they all think I'm using my roommates empty bed to f**k her. Well, she left when I gave her the bat back. Then, the other friend from before called me and told me to "get a toothbrush and a condom and come upstairs" and hangs up. She's called two more times and I answered neither time. The last call was a half hour ago, so I'm hoping they gave up. Heres a question for you... well two. How do I let the first girl down gently (I still love her as a friend), and how do I get the second to f**k her boyfriend instead of me (yes, she has a boyfriend to boot!)? f**k! The other friend just tried to call me again! WHAT THE CRAP!! I AM NOT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED!! WHY ME??!!

Oh god, I hope he makes it out alright. My thoughts and prayers are going out to David and Green in the hopes that he doesn't give up, and to a speedy recovery!