Lol! Sorry about your rude awakening.
Oh, she's gorgeous! Border collie?
88 here. My dad was a programmer and beta tester, so we had several working computers in the house by the early 90s. I got my first one of my own when I was 6, I think. It ran Widnows 95 a couple of months before Windows 95 actually came out, lol! We had dial-up but my computer wasn't connected. Then we got ISDN and I was allowed to very occasionally go online on my mum's computer if she wasn't using it.
Also, have to tried the new Wolfenstein games? They are amazing! When life's getting me down, I fire one of them up on the lowest difficulty and go shoot myself some nazis, lol!
My great-grandmother didn't have an indoor toilet until I think the 1980s. She resisted for so long, and even after the toilet was installed she kept going to the outhouse for a long time, until she could no longer maintain it herself and had to give up.