Jason Rimbaud

I believe you spelled stolen misplaced underpants. Poor Bethany, the real reason this whole thing started, back in Glacier Bay, donating her time for those less fortunate, seemingly has no idea what monster she let loose in Five. And Percy admission that she should pay for her part in this does not bode well. Let's see what happens as we start to wind up this story.

“I’m just saying, when they come, we’re going to have to be careful,” Percy said as he pulled off his shirt. Five kicked off his shoes. “Why?” “Because you can’t just pull my pants down in the kitchen and shove it in anymore,” Percy said with a chuckle. Five dropped his shirt on the growing pile of clothes on the floor. “What are you saying?” Percy stared at him blankly. He unbuttoned his pants and pushed them down. Five leered at him, and Percy declared, “Right there.”

I never said if they were Javin. All I say they were wearing maroon. Please don't assume things as of yet not into evidence.

I can see your point.

You've made your mark in Frosted Hearts. *innocent grin* Long before I used your butthole. EDIT: I know how that sounds but I shan't change it. Please give my apologies to your husband. I am only talking about your quote.

Bar of soap? Ouch, no wonder the poor boys butthole burn. Just cause it's gentle for faces, doesn't mean...well...you know. I don't know why you are so scared of the Fabulous One. She can't go anywhere, her shoelaces are all tied. Inquiring minds want to know, is Joel a bottom? Or is it Davin? EDIT: hahahahahahah

You and your obsession with cheeks. You have a problem.

One? You think I only assign one? It takes an entire team, and if the restaurant suffers, it suffers.

"Where the hell are we?" Five asked as he peered across the flat landscape that seemed to go on for days. Percy replaced the nozzle and looked around. "Who the fuck knows? Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Oklahoma, Kansas, its all the fucking same." A Dodge charger pulled into the gas station on the opposite side of their pump. Two guys jumped out and Percy shot Five a look. Five shook his head and said flatly, "No." "But come on," Percy pleaded as he watched the two boys stroll into the small store. Both boys wore faded jeans with maroon shirts. They both had numbers on the back and Percy guessed baseball players. "No, and you're staring at their asses," Five said dryly as he lifted his sunglasses to get a better look before the two boys entered the store. "Mighty fine asses." The taller of the two, shoved the other as he reached for the door. For a moment they watched the two boys fight over who was going to open the door. The shorter one grabbed the handle first and swept the door open. The taller one strode through and then yelped as the other smacked him on the ass. "I wish I was that hand," Percy muttered as the two disappeared. Five opened the passenger door. "Remember the last time you hit on a country boy?" "That was different," Percy declared as he jumped inside the Jeep Compass. "He was wearing a pride T-shirt." "Though, I could use a Dr. Pepper," Five said as he rubbed his cheek. "I get the shorter one," Percy said as he jumped out of the car. "Two bottoms don't make a top," Five said dryly. "But it would be fun."

*wipes a tear* More than you know, Wilson. More than you know.

Why would we need to be safe from licking and sucking sausages? Is there a swine flu we should be worried about? I just had a sausage last night, am I in trouble. This morning, My throat was dry, my jaw hurt, maybe I have that disease! I thought we were safe too!

I surrender. You have won. I will gather my decayed leaf and bring it back to life.

who doesn't....am I right? Mr. Dog, back me up? Please.

Real email address...all inquiries are to be directed here. I do parties, weddings, funerals, and intervention gatherings. Price for hour is $17.50 and all the whiskey I can drink. I only fly first class and will smoke cigarettes in your bathroom. EDIT: First, three times out of seven. eat that Mr. Dog.

whew, I was worried for a moment. Thanks.

YOU know I started commenting about eight chapters ago. Are you implying I am part of this dis-information campaign I'm waging on Krista?

That sounds about right/write. I know nothing about anything. .

So when I typed this, it was only number one. But like all good number ones, number two followed shortly after. (my first poop joke. I'll allow it.) So now I guess I have to apologize again, sorry not sorry. That's (too) now, see how I called it back. All good writers know about the call back.

I don't even fucking know what you are talking about, but I just stole this sentence and it is now in Frosted Hearts. You're burned. PS: I did take out one of the over abundance of "at Least", so it's not really plagerized as much as it was improved. PPS: I am bored at work, that new leaf decayed, and chaos that you ordered, delivered.

Does your husband know you are talking this smut? I'm incensed, I'm outraged, I'm going to cancel myself.

Hey @wildone, lets have a chat. Just you and me. We don't need to include, you know, the one, in this conversation. She has given you an almost impossible task in giving you a behemoth final chapter to this amazing story. She and I had a chat, and she told me to inform you that because you need help, that you should send me a copy so I can help you edit so the rest of those...readers...get their story on time. My email is trollingkrista69@gmail.com I'll be looking for my copy at your soonest. Thank you and happy Tuesday.

So you're keeping a secret that doesn't need to be a secret because why? This poor person reached out in an hour of need, desperately wanting, dare I say, needing to know where this story takes place. And you, in all your Fabulousness, shived them with a shank, nay, you shanked them with shiv to keep a secret that doesn't matter. Why do you tread on those of us that believe in your divine Fabulousness. What kind of sick, twisted, feckless, (I like that word) person do you think I am? Oh the humanity, oh the zoomanity. I guessed it was Montana, do I win a prize?

So I'm going to answer for the Fabulous One, and I don't know if this has been addressed either because of the plethora of comments that I had nothing to do with. Let's look at the evidence. There is a horse farm, with an annoying wife and little girl obsessed with seeing Joel on a horse. There is a Colt on this horse farm who doesn't like ranching. There are two twins who eat a lot and a young boy named Joel who is his own worst enemy. You have someone named Cody who hasn't been seen since chapter three?, and a boy named Roy who everyone wants to be with Joel. Given the evidence I just listed, I say Montana. EDIT: I would like to inform this comment has not been endorsed by the Fabulous One in any way and more than likely it's a lie

Hey-Ya @wildone, thank you muchly for correcting my prostrations for the Fabulous One. I shan't make that mistake again. You are the best. And remember, I'm still covered by my earlier statement. Thank you door.

In sexy undies? *please say yes, please say yes*