Jason Rimbaud

While commenting on fabulous @Krista story Learned To Lie, I am always filled with decorous behavior.

As that other person said, next chapter he’s gonna try to be nice. this chapter already went to shit. Not my fault though, we got the fabulous one to admit her new status. This was a win

Coming from a dumb chef who doesn’t understand numbers, how is it that The Freshman who’s has over 400k views be 27 all time and the circumnavigation with 100k less be number one. before you hit me hard, I haven’t my new glasses yet and I’m reading this on my phone. Am I understanding this wrong, which would be par for the course, or am I just blind? Both reasons are acceptable to me.

So as a professional chef, I do have an opinion on this topic. i've had this discussion many times with many different people, including other chefs. I was once called in as a consultant for an owner who was having difficulty with a chef/partner in one of his restaurants. this Chef, hated cheeseburgers. So he refused to have a cheeseburger on his menu. He had a hamburger, pickled onions, over easy egg, bacon, avacado, it was really delicious. They had cheddar cheese, because they made the most amazing fresh biscuits with eggs, sausage, and cheese for breakfast and brunch. So when a table would ask for a cheeseburger, the server would have to say, we don't offer cheeseburgers. The guest would get mad, and the server would routinely be verbally abused because of this very stupid opinion. Chef hated cheeseburgers so he refused to cook them. I was there for about two days, I was strolling around the dining room and overheard a server explaining why they couldn't have cheese on their burger. I interrupted them and said, we have cheddar cheese in the kitchen, I'll be happy to get you a cheeseburger. I placed the order in the POS, and then I went into the kitchen. The chef read the ticket, hamburger add cheese, I had charged $2 for the cheese. He started screaming and swearing demanded the server come into the kitchen. I asked what the problem was, we upcharged a $25 hamburger to $27. I don't like cheese on my hamburgers. "Then don't fucking eat your hamburger with cheese." That one simple statement shut him up and from that moment on, he had cheese as an add on. I think that makes my opinion clear where i stand on the arguement of steak sauceless or steak with sauce. Make sure you make amazing steaks that don't need sauce, then make amazing sauces for those who like them and charge an extra $10. As a professional, I do know better than you how you should be eating something. I trained for that, went to school for that, studied under some of the most talented chefs in America, true story. if you want your steak well done, I'm going to try my hardest to make sure that's the best well done steak you ever had. If you want a sauce on your steak, I want to make sure the sauce I made for you is the best you ever had so you'll keep coming back to see me. Ego is the killer of food experience. My job is to make you remember me via my food. My job is not to tell you how you are wrong. I have never believed the old saying the customer is always right. That's bullshit, they aren't always right. But my job doesn't mean I have to them they are wrong.

Mr. Dog...that's just...OMG

I will if you will.

Let's not open that can of worms again. That was so last chapter.

Because you knew I was referring to you. Just own it. We all think it.

I never claimed to be nice. I said I was going to stay on topic. And I was dragged, forced, threatened, and then bullied into writing an alternate universe scene. And last chapter I was busy so I couldn't troll here. I enjoy going back and forth with all your crazy kids but my goal is to troll Krista. Full stop. And apparently be a bottom for that other guy. It's the sacrifices I must endure, but I am fully committed to the bit now. I'm this person for the rest of my life. I hope my husband understands.

hey, I apologized for sending you all those photos of me cooking in the unmentionables. I think most of your issues lie with the fabulous one.

I'm sorry Krista, but its right there, just waiting and I tried to resist for like seven minutes, but its right there. I don't know about punches but we're pulling something.

Bless your heart.

You do love quoting yourself. @Jason Rimbaud Feels kind of cool though.

I'm not ok with sharing, get that thought out of your head right now. As for the rest, it's still up in the air who's legs will be up in the air. We'll have to wait and see. But it's not looking good for me a the moment.

That might not be a bad thing. 😇

Most people do. .

I do laundry, I fold all the laundry same day, I iron, and I put it all away. You know the baseboards, dusted every week. That little pan under the fridge, clean. I even wash the washer and dryer so there is no sticky residue. Training indeed. I changed the sheets and wash all the bed linen every week, training indeed. I vacuum the furniture, training required. You know that container that's filled with all the spoons and tongs and spatula's, washed every week. I need training. I clean the bathroom everyday. Floors, mopped often, every few days, I don't actually have that on a schedule, I should. I'm a chef with an open kitchen, of course I'm a clean freak.

That doesn't seem fair at all.

Hey everyone, based on her earlier comment, I don't take direct commands or something of the like, I know how to get more chapters. You already made him a bottom, get over it. Just write the scene and be done with it. Why take on more headache, he's a bottom. You know it, I know it, and @Okiegrad hopes for it. And that was the nicest way i've ever been told to F off. I do have a ton of energy, all natural, training, I'm a clean freak that makes sure my vacuum lines in the carpet are perfectly straight and match throughout the entire house. You're loss.

The way it was written fit the characters. And you are right, the best way to enjoy sex is too let go. Even if you like kinks, you still have to give up control to fully embrace what you are doing. Don't start this shit again. You said you...fuck me. I'll go along for the ride. But seriously, stop toying with my emotions. It's like a roller coaster that only goes up. I offered to be your pet, without any kinks or weirdness. Just a regular bald dude hanging out with the other animals. How much more could I offer? Was it the shoelace thing? One lace to far type of vibe. I get it.

I got opinions on this one. Which character do I need to have a stern talking too. I don't know where your bed is that you put your boots under, but I'll come over and give a twenty minute dissertation to whom ever I need.

Since you asked nicely. @Okiegrad is Javin, and @Jason Rimbaud is Joel. And somehow it was decided that we'd act out whichever sex that was described. He got confused, because he doesn't owe me a BJ, I...well that didn't end up in my favor at all. I think I'm supposed to be Javin and He's supposed to be Joel. That's it. Anyway, now you know and knowing is half of the battle.

“I don’t know what it’s going to be like.” Don't worry Joel, you're going to love it and then explode all over the glass like a twelve year old. I pity their house cleaners after that. “Could we be more obvious?” Calm down Joel, it's only a finger, then a tongue. At least Javin washed it first. I guess that's why you kissed him. “You can go up to my room, I need to unlock the garage for the delivery guy, I can't believe you made Joel the bottom. Didn't you read what @Okiegrad decreed in the last chapter. We have to act out the sex, He's Javin and I'm Joel. Did he pay you? What a bunch of awkward silliness you wrote. Who leaves their undies on in the shower? The boys from Weird Science and apparently Joel and Javin. I didn't say it was bad, I've done it, but damn. I know I'm jumping around but it's my comment and I can do what I want. Javin strips him, gets him hard, and then runs to get pizza. I know you've written the twins that food is nearly everything, but he had a cock right there to munch on. Or wrap a slice around his down there part and go to town. What a way to pull Joel from his thoughts. Hystercial. The entire scene in the shower, awkward, fumbling around, fingering, and When Javin asked Can I fuck you? I nearly lost it. Damn boy, just go right for it. And it was sweet, very sexy in a first time way, and not absurd. I loved to see Javin's personality come out. In your aversion to writing spicy scenes, you included character and personality that fits your story and still gave me wet boys in boxers. By the way, if you ever read Tyler's Dilemma, just know I did a shower scene first. The first in the history of gay fiction by the way. And finally, we discussed things, Joel would bottom for Colt, but top for Javin. We agreed, we shook hands, pinky swear and did a blood sacrifice with red vines. I'm very disappointed yet thrilled by this chapter.

why did it happen when I clicked the link it brought me here incorrigible I'm confused now.

I'm sorry in advance for this comment. Kiss ass! No one likes a teachers pet. Full disclosure, I already wished her a Merry Christmas earlier today, so I'm the biggest kiss ass. And I wish i could be her pet. And yes, I know how that sounds and I don't care. So everyone please wish fabulous Krista a Merry Christmas and thank her for giving us filthy presents. I'm assuming, I haven't read it yet, but I'm assuming based on her comment. and @Okiegrad ruining our first time by telling me what he's already planning on doing.