Thirdly

Conspiring against me with @Lee Wilson. Mm-hmm. I see how it is. 🤣

Through his foggy brain, he remembered he had fallen asleep on Brandon’s bed after drinking and smoking too much weed. - This has nothing to do with anything, but I've never fallen asleep after too much drinking and smoking weed, but I have with one too many gummies. “If it’s number two, you have to go to the main house. If it’s number one, there is a bucket over in that corner I use.” - This part still cracks me up. Alright, all the funny parts still crack me up.

I concede defeat, my friend. 😂

“Jesus, even your pillow smells of dried cum.”/“That’s because I use it to clean my dick off after i cum,” Brandon said through a yawn. - Wait, does he at least flip it on the other side to sleep on it? Please tell me he flips it on the other side!

You couldn't have known that for sure because I did leave an in-depth comment on the prologue which was when this was first revealed about Brandon, so there. 😜

Devin would never understand his dilemma and probably would just tease him mercilessly about it or would feel horrible that he might have been the catalyst in Tyler questioning his sexuality. - This is actually something I've been wondering about, too...when or if he'll ever tell Devin and what would come of it.

I live in unorganized strategic chaos. My domicile is never the same from one day to the next. Especially not the floor. That's the one thing Brandon and I do have in common when it comes to that art garage of his- dag-friggin-nabbit, did I just haplessly reveal I've been reading secretly once again without leaving in-depth comments? 🤦‍♀️

Ah, you see...some people are the complete opposite of Brandon and can't even remember if they really knew that or not because their memories are holier than swiss cheese on a good day.

Ah, you see...some people are blind as bats and can barely adjust to lighting fast enough to not stub their toes on every surface while reaching out with their hands on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night...

Lee, you're such an instigator. 🤣 It's ok, I still accept you just as you are. 🥰 🤣🤣🤣 When it comes to checking my mentions, I'm not sorry either, J.

In that case, thanks Lee, for urging Jason to post it.

He held up his phone and recorded a video, ‘hey silverfox this is me with blue hair’/Then he dropped his shorts and zoomed in on his semi-hard dick, ‘and this is what I will be sticking inside you if you can host’ - Don't know if he's trying to woo the older guy or give him a heart attack. At least he'd have died seeing something nice on the way out. (I'm joking, I'm joking; something like that wouldn't be enough to startle an experienced bottom) “I wasn’t sure you’d actually come,” - Today is your lucky day! Brandon shrugged and shoved his hands in his pockets as he said, “I guess I’ll have to settle for your cum then.” - Yeah, that's something Brandon would say for sure. My name is Alfred - Alfred's my favorite character in the Batman/DC universe. “Now open up, I’m about to irrumabo you," - You're rumba-ing his what now? Brandon shrugged as he pulled out his sketch book. He asked, “Can I sketch you?” - Alright, I'm shutting up now because I'd have done the same thing. I hate taking pictures, but I do draw the people I like. Hell, I even drew someone I didn't like once, and it blew up in my face. I was trying to befriend them because we had a mutual friend. But she was jealous AF about me and thought I was "stealing her friends" so when the paper with the sketch was passed around, all her friends cooed over it and made a big deal over it (which was not what I was aiming for) she just seethed and seethed. I've had people not like my art style before, but I've never had anyone outright hate the shit out of it before. 😅 “Right now you have plausible deniability,” Brandon said as he cocked his head to one side and again reached for his bag. Then he grinned and said, ”I’m eighteen.” - PFFT! LMFAO! Well, I loved the new intro. Nothing quite like diving right on in with mah boi Brandon.

Also, here I ran over here because I was tagged in a comment and I didn't even realize this is the shiny new Tyler's Dilemma prologue I'm not supposed to be reading yet. ...fuck it, I'm right here right now. Be right back.

Yeah, better safe than sorry should you take these to print. Wolfr is perfect if you ask me. Though, I might use FrotX myself at some point. 🤣

I don't remember what I thought up, but I'm sure you thought up Wolfr yourself, and I just loved it. Another one that JUST came to mind too little too late: FrotX.

And that's not a threat, it's a future goal I am looking forward to. Just wait until I save some money. I want to eat at your restaurant equally as much as I want to hang out with you. 🤣

I'd more likely create a character based off of you and give them their own spin-off tale. 😂

I research so many things when writing my stories, and somehow, I still miss key "basic" things. And yeah, that's why I was surprised my niece got her dad's grey eyes instead of the grandpa's green or the mom's brown ones. My favorite eye color is one I call "lightning blue" because I've only seen one or two people with that exact bright, punchy blue color in my life, and one of them was a celebrity. The other belonged to a boy who worked in student affairs at my high school, which I'd have totally tried to flirt with if I weren't gay for women.

Oh, no no no, my friend! I'm just one of those kids who always had a 64 off-brand crayon box that memorized the exact shade of Goldenrod and Periwinkle Blue whenever I ended up using my flea market pocket money (from old toys I sold off) to buy an actual Crayola set (I blame the early 90s)...so I'm usually over-enthusiastic at any attempt of trying to nail exact shades as descriptors. 🤣 I swear if there weren't enough names for the shades of paint at Home Depot, that would have been my calling. Anyway, what was I going on about? Right! So, I used a niece of mine as a reference for Ash. She's Just a mixed kid with soft brown skin and desaturated blue eyes that are on the lighter side (though I imagine they might look more like grey when she's older). The wild part is her grandpa has green eyes, not blue. But her dad had some strong eye color genetics to jump through all the other combinations!

I'm glad you enjoyed reading this one! I really got a kick out of it, too, which is why I wanted to share it so badly! 😂 It's actually my friend @LunaM. who wrote this story. I merely helped with edits and tried to get her not to kill them all off. My name is listed as an author instead of only hers because she couldn't figure out how to post it, as English is her second language. An entertaining story I actually wrote is Ash's Marriage Trigger, but it's not nearly as funny as this one.

(I'm so invested already and we're only a couple parts in. Jooooin us, everyone~)

Zelt remembered running faster than this in his high school. As the blue line zoomed past his left shoulder, he cursed. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" He had just made it to the street corner at the same time as a stranger reached the corner from the other side. They were both out of breath and holding onto their knees as they saw the train leaving the station without them. (I love endings and beginnings that connect. Lucky me being online in time to be the first post. 😘 Also, I totally didn’t just name a character by staring too long at an Alka Seltzer box. 🤭)

@Myr, I hope whatever noises you must have been suffering while posting this have stopped.

"You mean to tell me that a person holding a torn map was part of your treasure hunt?" Jason questioned as he took the balloon without thinking. "No, just a person holding a map," the penguin guy responded. His free hand gripped a clipboard, which he handed over for Jason to see. Jason immediately looked at the checklist. A child with a painted butterfly on their cheek, a mother with more than one child, a person holding a map... "Oh, I guess I am part of the treasure hunt," he mused aloud. Jason's eyes widened, however, when he saw the next line of the treasure hunt. A person perusing the renovated capybara exhibit. "Wait, if you help me get to the capybara exhibit, I'll help you hunt someone down for the next checkbox!"

Glad you enjoyed it! Sorry for the late response. I was visiting my grandma and then I ended up catching a hefty cold, so my vacation week felt more like sick leave. I'm glad you enjoyed it! We might see them again someday; I do tend to revisit worlds. As of right now though, I'm a bit burned out on sirens and aquatic beings at the moment, so my next story is the creature feature for the anthology (which in my case involves werefoxes...one that bathes under medicinal waterfalls for reasons I can't say yet, so there is still a body of water in the story I'm working on, ironically enough.😂) Yes, the seaweed helps regulate the salinity levels of both freshwater and saltwater mermen. Yes, Aunt Hali deserves a more chill retirement, too! 🤣 Agreed.