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spike382

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  1. Sweetie, no one’s forgetting you… you’re just as crazy as the rest of us.
  2. Wait… what wrong way??? … …… ……… … NICKY STOP PERVING OUT!!!
  3. She’s not my princess, she’s my pervy little sis.
  4. But you were the one telling him where he was going to sleep.
  5. So… is he Snoopy? Dogs usually sleep in the dog house, but Snoopy slept on top of his…
  6. That's why, even as an Australian, B-man is hardcore, he has to defy death to get those eggs, it's not just the emus either, he has to get by their legions of murder spider minions. It's serious business.
  7. B-man doesn't mess around with breakfast, he goes hard.
  8. But what you stated was not a fact.
  9. The most dangerous game… 👀
  10. This feels like it turned into an RPG, I’ll roll a saving throw and hit that sweet sweet NAT 20…
  11. I said you were a creature of the night.
  12. It was made in one of those microwave do-dads you see on tv.
  13. I’m pretty sure vampires are a myth.
  14. Yeah, but I have to invite you in. And you’re not invited.
  15. Sure thing Bertie, I have this really cool wooden stake & holy water I want to show you…
  16. ‘Nearly every single one’? That’s an exaggeration.
  17. Babe, I didn’t name anyone. You must have a guilty conscience… perhaps giving me Noeul will help you feel better…
  18. A certain someone has made it a lot less fun.
  19. I’d rather not do that, thanks.
  20. That’s not it either.
  21. It’s not that kind of race.
  22. Not so much…
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