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You do realize, Thai people don't have a monopoly on nicknames.

@Bucket1 I'm currently working on a story about a bunch of Aussie kids. The "gang", as follows: Budgie: A small, energetic kid with a tendency to be loud. He once wore an unfortunate pair of athletic shorts for a month, until they disappeared one day. Google swears they were snatched from the laundry line by a kookaburra. 🤣 Mango: This cheerful guy is always trying to make people smile, even (and especially when) things look gloomy. Probably the most empathetic boy of the bunch. Teflon: Never gets blamed when things go sideways (and they usually do,) but he can also scrap with the best of them. He's the dependable kid who will always look out for his mates, no question. Google and Bluetooth: These guys are cousins, unfortunately. Bluetooth never shuts up about some gossip he overheard at school, and Google consistently demands to know Bluetooth's sources. He usually regrets asking. 😆 Crash: Once walked into a glass door. After too many scrapes of his own, he's become quite good at patching up the other lads.

Aside from the microscope joke, I've literally said nothing.

Perva-what? I've never heard of that before.

It isn't "PB + Pumpkin". It's "PB + Chocolate" molded to the shape of a pumpkin. They do little trees for Christmas, hearts for Valentine's Day, etc. Also, how does one just...not like pumpkin? Or peanut butter, allergies notwithstanding?

Hey, Drew! Glad to hear that you're safe. My week has been good, so far. About to head out to work in an hour.

Oh, Clo. Keeping fingers crossed for the little guy.

Hey, Gary.

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If it doesn't work for Drew...

I figured that was what you meant.

BTW, Max will be helping me make Croque Monsieur sandwiches for dinner.

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Hey, Gary.

Glad to hear it. Hang in there.

Maybe this will help.

Free hazelnuts is free hazelnuts. Personally, I would love to make my own Nutella, without the additives and half the sugar.

Hey, Drew! Missed you, buddy. How's the family?

Did it, though?

We had a Max request for dinner: Rice bowls with fried chicken and spicy mayo.

You're partly right.

Since the last time? 22.

It has been rather quiet lately, hasn't it?