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  1. Jeff Burton
    Oh I could totally go for a pineapple pizza especially if it’s got Canadian bacon on it.
  2. Jeff Burton
    Don’t add fuel to that fire. 😂
  3. Jeff Burton
    Don't get me started.
  4. Jeff Burton
    It's not the same and you know it. 😛
  5. Jeff Burton
    Except for pancakes apparently in your case.
  6. Jeff Burton
    Oh no, absolutely not. I would implode like a star going super nova. I have enough chaos with just my own mind, and I've had my hand in dealing with teenagers through the years, I'm simply no longer strong enough. They'll break my will with the first "whatever" eye roll. Nope, you got this! Just give them a copy of "Call of Duty" and some headsets. After a couple of hours in the voice lobby they'll not only learn English but they'll speak it fluently, including the curses and their proper uses.
  7. Jeff Burton
    lmao that’s totally the parent I would be.
  8. Jeff Burton

    Chapter 5

    Jeff Burton commented on Topher Lydon's story chapter in Chapter 5

    Jesus Christ wtf did I just read 😂. The trolly went off the rails rather quickly on this one I just don’t know what to think or say but damn that humanity is leaking hard.
  9. Jeff Burton

    First Contact

    Jeff Burton commented on Jeff Burton's story chapter in First Contact

    I figured you’d like Shay and since this is pure fiction of course she has a patient that actually listens and doesn’t complain or make excuses. 😂 And yeah Josh is an interesting character to write, more so later in the story. I’m glad you’re enjoying it.
  10. Jeff Burton
    This is actually the appropriate usage of lemons and limes. 😂 I’m a sucker for a drink that looks tropical especially if it’s pink.
  11. Jeff Burton
    bahahahaha that’s how you know you’ve made it.
  12. Jeff Burton
    Yeah thats the easy way out. 😂
  13. Jeff Burton
    Your the same age as my brother, and im barely 3 years older than he is lol.
  14. Jeff Burton
    Yeah this can happen, I've done it. Kinda hard to be kinky when your choking on water instead of... well you know.
  15. Jeff Burton
    I’m starting to think that whole lady thing is a huge farce. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.
  16. Jeff Burton

    Chapter 4

    Jeff Burton commented on Topher Lydon's story chapter in Chapter 4

    I had a feeling.
  17. Jeff Burton
    Oh no you don’t understand it was rough, there were noises, slaps, grunts, it was the epitome of filth. It wasn’t gentle moment in a shower it was desperation and need, male on male squeals. I’m going to print it out and burn it in effigy, and offer prayers requesting forgiveness from my ancestors. It was so bad it was probably the greatest thing I ever wrote.
  18. Jeff Burton

    Chapter 4

    Jeff Burton commented on Topher Lydon's story chapter in Chapter 4

    Damn this just keeps getting better. And Ben, he still has the fire but the humanity continues to bleed and he’s probably not even aware of it yet.
  19. Jeff Burton
    Those pearls have more milage on them at this point than my car does. You should definitely never be afraid to jump in the fray. Everyone is welcome to contribute to our collective neurosis, especially when the same topics are breaching multiple forum threads it’s the best time to contribute to the fun. Sometimes the most fun I have on the site is when we get going on the forums because you have no idea what’s going to come next and some of us are horrible at staying on topic me included. 😂
  20. Jeff Burton
    This made me laugh way too hard.
  21. Jeff Burton
    If it makes you feel any better I wrote 10 pages of filthy smut that will never see the light of day. i reread it this morning and it made me clutch your pearls, and look for a non-existent husband reading over my shoulder.
  22. Jeff Burton

    Chapter 5

    Jeff Burton commented on CassieQ's story chapter in Chapter 5

    Definitely a compliment that was the perfect level of spicy for Malik’s situation, especially the first time. I recall a similar encounter and it was actually pretty erotic. Not that I’ve been teleported to an alien world or anything.
  23. Jeff Burton
    If I ever had kids I would like to think I’d have the ability to let them figure themselves out within a set of guidelines that are really more common sense than inflexible rules. Im not even sure if my sexuality would even be called into question until it needed be. But then again I have a very different outlook on the world that’s not even a part of the straight parent vs gay parent mind set lol. But at the end of the day I’d probably make the same mistakes everyone else does and find out in family therapy that I’m the root cause of all their problems so, damned if I do damned if I don’t. 😂
  24. Jeff Burton
    Artificial porn. I like that, same as regular porn without the shame of regular porn 😂 Im not sure it would effect me much I’m already well aware of my lack of perfection and just live with it. This ties with the above I kinda agree that’s where this would head for the rest of the population who seem to be hell bent on being perfect in the eyes of anyone who will look. I do agree it’s the next step of an already in progress escalation process so I guess I should get ready for more depressed people on threads I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  25. Jeff Burton
    Sir that was a valid scientific question asked for… you know, science. 😂
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