Jeff Burton

Angry hate sex is ah…. Actually I have no words for it. None that are good in any kind of polite company lol

I prefer the happy one myself but this one made me lol because it was so hard. Like emo to the max. 😂

Yes states with law enforcement that use blue lights primarily is a small number and is region locked pretty much. I’m a law enforcement nerd and we know these things. i got pulled over while driving across the south once and I didn’t even see the cop behind me because I was too into my song, when he finally blasted the siren I pulled over and he was like: ”don’t you know when you see blue lights you pull over?” my reply almost got me arrested: “sir I’m sorry but where I’m from blue lights don’t mean shit.” lol

That says a lot about the e-fiction era. 😂 I noticed I joined the site actually before you did and that shows how two roads can diverge quit a bit. I was intimidated by the e-fiction setup and the community of that time, you went head strong into it and remained a pillar for a long time. But I also had other things going on at the time both irl and online. I ran an RP gaming community for almost a decade somewhere in the middle. Yet somehow the roads managed to come back 20 years later lol i won’t admit to anything I wrote in the 2000s and thankfully they are far and few between so you’ve got stronger stuff than I do.

Yeah this is actually all my fault. I had just finished Encrypted and I needed to decompress from that action so I found this. whoops.

Some traditions are never meant to die!

The author warned you that this was an early work from her high school years and the nostalgia drips from the 2000s way of story telling. it’ll make you cringe, it’ll make you count the tropes and you’ll have two endings to choose from in this hot mess of teenage angst. But under it all is a story of protagonist who lost damn near everything and still managed to find strength through friendship, a new love and the memory of a loved one that just wouldn’t fade. Its one of the better stories of the period and an easy read that’ll still make you laugh, cry and cringe at everything in between.

@Krista show us using this doll who bullied you into this ending lmao. Was it a group effort? Is this how you learned to get mean? I mean hot damn girl way to throw a friggen loop as an FU to the haters LOL

BLUE LIGHTS YOU JUST NARROWED YOUR LOCATION!

Mine both died before either found out. My family wasn’t too religious except for a couple of aunts, the men just liked to drink and judge about what a man was, stupid shit like that. I wouldn’t have gotten kicked out because of Leviticus I would have gotten it because it was an embarrassment to the family, and that was more serious than anything the Bible could throw at you. It was really an odd dynamic. Not backed by biblical thinking but with something just as bad. At least with my folks they didn’t hide behind a Bible they were honest about how they felt and silence was the best way to handle it. im sure my dad would have been mad for a while but eventually he would have gotten over it, when he saw the rest of the family just accept it handle it individually and move the eff on. Now it just doesn’t matter to me because I don’t talk to the people that have problems with me and I don’t try and talk to them and that’s just the way it is.

Dude you make nifty blush wtf you mean 😂

Sigh so incorrectly unfair. I’m not going to roast this one because I get the sentiment it was to serve.

So we had the first moment when Julie was actually not trying to out maneuver someone, and that lovely surf at dawn moment. Right when you think things are being fixed Charlie comes in with a wrecking ball and somehow manages to still walk out of it in a relationship. @Krista I’m about to crown you queen of tropes because right when stuff calms down the fuzz shows up with some made up law, and awful police procedure and everyone ends up in the clink for something that a summons to appear would have solved. Seriously did young people think that the cops took money right then and there and if you couldn’t pay up you went downtown? 😂 ”I’m sorry but all I’ve got is $400. In travelers checks.” Ive got ideas now though.

I’m just 😂

I was so worried about the dog but you fixed that by killing it too. Because obviously Charlie doesn’t have enough death in his life but hey now he doesn’t have loose strings!

I think her name is Cindy because you chose the C name as a theme and ran with it. And yeah punching bag seems to be what happens most of the time but honestly half of it is his own doing because he can’t keep his damn mouth shut.

Trust me he said it better than I could. @Krista you were really pumping the tropes in this one better than I have in the satire piece lol. And boy is he reading Derek the right way lmao.

“Sorry kid your moms dead -Beeeeeeeeeep-“ I laughed before I shed a tear I’m sorry, but it happened. But we knew it was going to happen. As for dad younger me would have yelled too, older me knows the situation and would have cried while pumping his sympathy for all the money I could get my hands on lol.

It’s still early. Besides back in the 2000s the classy authors who wrote great stories made you cry a bunch first before they got naked. i swear it was in the gay story bible somewhere. If you saw action before chapter 3, it went on nifty. If it came later you posted on one of the more connoisseur sites. I didn’t write the rules it’s just how it was lol.

This is the one that gave me the fire shadowing that something bad was going to happen. It was also my first indication that Julie is going to be difficult to swallow later lol

It is trust me. At least I figured out where she gets this shower stuff from. (Well not quite but close)

See can’t always call on the puck wacking penguin to do your dirty work. Gonna have to pick up a stick and do it yourself ❤️

Yeah I’m kinda entertained by that whole not remembering thing too lol.

That was the first bit of nostalgia that hit me. I was like “oh this guys working at a blockbuster that’s somehow got a qeek squad desk.” Then we get to the mopey teenager part as written by a mopey teenager. I will say since I am old this really did have the 2000s vibe to it which actually made me a little nostalgic. We had simpler problems back then. And because it’s the 2000s let’s just have that newly met stranger move in. I’m sure mom wouldn’t mind.

The first part is then you get to chapter 11 and suddenly it’s fun for some reason.