Jack Scribe

Hey, Rick, Hope you're finding life getting better (not easier - cuz that just doesn't happen). All the best! Jack

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO......... Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Where men are men, and half the girls are too. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum. Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections! Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania Cook With Coal Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. Texas Se Hable Ingles Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared Home of Brokeback Mtn. The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place! Jack

Maybe I've got too much time on my hands, but I became rather curious why HRH, Prince Harry, was now being referred to as Wales and not Windsor by the military unit in which he was recently comissioned. I asked my good friend and fellow writer, Drew Hunt - who lives in the UK - for an explanation. Here was his reply: I agree, it is confusing. You have to be born one of her Majesty's subjects in order to truly understand it, but I'll have a go at explaining it. Prince Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor is his full name. He's always been known as Harry however. His main title is HRH The Prince Henry of Wales. His dad is the Prince of Wales. Often therefore he adopts the surname of Wales just like his uncle Prince Andrew uses the name York because he's the Duke of York. Prince Harry's a Troop Commander in the Blues And Royals. 2nd Lt is the equivalent in the US army. Jack

Welcome Kawanee and Wingless! This is a great site for all age groups. Josh, there are always several good topics in the teen forum section. Funny...when I was your age, the most popular names were John and Mary. Honest. They don't even register any more. Kawanee, take as much time as needed. Poke around and lurk for a while. It is fun to comment...I see you already have. Jack

Daniel is really changing the image...and I don't mean hanging it out in the West End production of Equus. BTW, word is that Equus and Dan will be brought to Broadway after he finishes the sixth Harry Potter film. Jack

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Jack

What a delightful, uncomplicated story about parental love. A friend sent this to me and I'm passing it on to you. The chapters are short, the writing is crisp and the caring relationship comes through in spades. http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/gay/adult...en-he-was-five/ Enjoy! Jack

Completely agree. I call this a transitional chapter before the rubber hits the road in the next one. Would it be correct to assume that we'll find out soon exactly with whom the turd of a little brother is working as a currier? BTW, on your sig, CJ...do you really mean "Fairy Tail" as in you-know-what or tale? Must be a goat thing? Jack

Same here. But most of my traffic comes from people who are familiar with my stories. I figure that there are 40 - 50 readers for every email I receive. On GA, don't forget the forums. Luc, I notice that you get a lot of action there. And we all get several lurkers on each forum posting. I'm just happy to receive a note of encouragement. It's our payment. Jack

Music played is addressee's choice as we all hum along. It is dizzying to have two terrific authors celebrating birthdays on the same day! Have a good one...in the "lowlands" and toss down a cold shot of Dutch gin for good measure. Here's a wish for many, many more annuals. HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY! Jack

I also enjoyed the story and the freshness of re-telling/twisting an old tale. I must ask, Luc, was the end tag line a naughty double entendre? And in truth, as things are wont to do in tales such as these, everything worked out nicely in the end. Each time I sprinkle chervil on a soup or salad, I'll probably think of your story and fantasize. Best, Jack

All the best to a very talented writer no matter what the age! Jeez, I don't remember being 16...although I'm sure I passed it. Jack

Guys, I accept and really respect all your ideas. Even Graeme's amalgamation of the letters. Your notes helped me resolve how to proceed in the story. I also was interested in the different ideas coming from a whole broad range of age groups. Thanks! Jack

Ditto. have a legal cocktail on me. Happy 21st. Jack

Here's the story setup. All the characters are gay men and the ages range from 18 to 24. Character A is great friends (only) with Character B. B is in a partner relationship with Character C. C has a roaming eye that has gotten him into trouble in the past...several times...and B is not happy about this. No way will B accept an "open relationship with C." A accidently sees C in what amounts to a rendezvous with Character D for a fast fling. D has no idea that he's fooling around with a "married" man. C is unaware that he has been caught in pursuit of a little _____. What does A do? (1) Does he tell his friend B about witnessing this infidelity? Or, (2) since nothing has happened that is considered illegal, does he keep still and let B handle his domestic problems? Would telling B be considered meddlesome? Would not telling B allow troubled waters to stay calm until C directly stirs them up? I'd appreciate your advice. Jack

FOR LEXOPHILES 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16. A calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine . 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done. 29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. And might I add... It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. Jack

Come on, Joe. Keep it clean. I am, like BOAF, a lemon meringue guy. Jack

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (You can only pick one!) Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be. OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you. 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and Fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone At the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature At times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion Of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip Out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal. 3. LEMON MERINGUE --Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you Are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to Walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you Have many friends. 4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life. 5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. Can be very emotional. 6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh. 7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, Basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, But you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance. 8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

Thanks for stimulating a Saturday morning smile. Jack

Blue is right on with his comments. Dan is successfully breaking out of the "child actor" category. This is a feat that not many child actors manage to pull off. While his Harry Potter role has made him a wealthy and famous young man, portraying the lead character if this entertainment phenom obviously means carrying a lot of heavy baggage. Good for you, Dan. Nothing shabby about starring on the West End at 17. BTW, here is a link to a new picture of Dan and his backside. Good glutes! http://dlisted.com/?p=6698#more-6698 Jack

Or, to paraphrase the silly old joke, "Little Boy Blue, blew who...?" Who's your Daddy? Obviously, Daddy Goose, leather, studs and all. What a delightful amalgam of characters. Although the Bat and Butt Pudding sailed over my head. Really..GOOD SHOW! Jack

Thanks, Graeme, for your kind, supportive comments! I'm quite proud of this short story. The Anthology was a well-timed opportunity for me to switch writing gears and make a quick 180 degree turn. My last series - Domes and Teapots - was a fairly serious political thriller/satire/romance story and I needed to change pace. Perhaps "lighten up" is a better description. I hope the fun of writing about an adult-to-be Peter Pan comes through to the reader. Your feedback is always appreciated. Stay tuned for a new series titled Life's a Grind. It should be ready to roll out in a couple of weeks. Jack

Hey, CJ, S**T HAPPENS. I still think that the sheriff and the fundy minister are getting it on. And with all apologies to Equus, maybe they have a thing about horses (the mount and all)? Knowing your calculating political mind, I'm sure that the "stick" has some damning evidence about evil doings concerning candidates for the 2008 race. But since Rev. Ted Haggard has now become a 100% heterosexual...who knows. Jack