Marty
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Swear as much as you like. Swearing doesn't make it true.
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Who is?
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Hey there, buddy. How's things in Albertsville? Am I right in thinking you mentioned having an appointment tomorrow?
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It's in the oven now, and the kitchen is filling with a heavenly aroma...
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I'm still waiting for mine to ripen. No signs of that happening so far. We were missing the sun for most of the month of May...
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Same to you, Gary! Was a beautiful day here. But, just like clo in France, the rain has started. Not all that heavy, but enough to make me come back into the house. I've just mixed the dough for a loaf of bread.
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I wouldn't have thought notre fée maléfique should need lube...
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The health professionals would recommend you use a water-based lube. Erm... what were we talking about, again?
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Greetings, young Albert.
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Safe travels, dugh and Mum (& Thistle)!
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And there's many a slip, twixt cup and lip.
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Who needs newspapers when we have Albert?
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I know. It was so good I thought it needed saying twice.
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A wheelbarrow might be useful...
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The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain...
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His meat? Or your meat?
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I'm fairly sure it's Merlin...
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I hope you won't need us to remind you closer to the date, Page! Congrats, by the way. And congrats to whatshisname as well (Marvin, is it? )
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And happy June, all. Oh, wait... June??
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Welcome, stranger! (And they probably don't come any stranger... )
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Good night, all.
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Doesn't look all that little to me...
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Cheers, Parker. One of the things I like about the Haiku form is that it really forces the writer to just focus on what is important.
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Cheers, Gary. It makes me feel all warm inside when someone tells me they can relate to something I have written.
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Thanks, @headtransplant!
