Marty
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You're too kind, Albert. See if you can get me one in blue, please. It will really bring out my eye colour.
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I'm thinking of buying this for Albert...
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Old Scottish saying... Here's to you, as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am; But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
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To the bone!
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Why, thank you, kind sir! You say the nicest things.
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And you, bro. Are you referring to the weather, or your daily offerings to us here, when you mention a hot stretch?
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Greetings, young Albert.
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Sounds like a spot of rust to me... Here's a wire brush for you to clean your nails with, clo: I'm sure it will bring them up bright and shiny.
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Drive carefully, dugh.
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There's a world of difference between not liking something and hating it. Personally, I don't like using the word hate.
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Sleep well, Mr B!
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I was taught to round to the the nearest whole number. So 36.6 would be 37 in my head. (And why do you think I would hate you for using decimals? )
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Not as hot as me, though... Last time I checked I was 36.4°C Seriously though, stay in the shade Albert! (Or stay indoors with the central air running.)
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Greetings, young Albert!
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Exactly See what I mean.
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For the day that's in it...
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But she'll just claim that a good wine is at least 85% water...
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Good morning, all! The sun is shining here (at least at the moment). So you know where I'll be spending my time.
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Yup! Typical clo!
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I presumed you've been since you knew your local temps were hotter. Did you see Marty there? You beat me to it, bro!
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So Marty have you been there? That would explain a lot I haven't, to be honest... Although assumed you must have - if only because you claimed the weather was hotter than it.
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I have a feeling hell is a fair bit hotter than that...
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Feels quite fresh here at 8:00pm, now that the rain has ceased.
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The only time I was on the stand in a court of law, I refused to swear on the "holy" bible. After a bit of initial confusion the judge allowed me to make a promise that I would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I didn't end that with "So help me, God" because, as I explained to the judge, I am an atheist. (I could have invoked the Almighty Cod - but I didn't think the serious nature of the proceedings warranted that sort of humour.) (And, no. I wasn't the accused. I was just giving evidence.)
