Marty
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Good morning, all! The sun is shining here (at least at the moment). So you know where I'll be spending my time.
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Yup! Typical clo!
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I presumed you've been since you knew your local temps were hotter. Did you see Marty there? You beat me to it, bro!
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So Marty have you been there? That would explain a lot I haven't, to be honest... Although assumed you must have - if only because you claimed the weather was hotter than it.
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I have a feeling hell is a fair bit hotter than that...
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Feels quite fresh here at 8:00pm, now that the rain has ceased.
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The only time I was on the stand in a court of law, I refused to swear on the "holy" bible. After a bit of initial confusion the judge allowed me to make a promise that I would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I didn't end that with "So help me, God" because, as I explained to the judge, I am an atheist. (I could have invoked the Almighty Cod - but I didn't think the serious nature of the proceedings warranted that sort of humour.) (And, no. I wasn't the accused. I was just giving evidence.)
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Swear as much as you like. Swearing doesn't make it true.
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Who is?
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Hey there, buddy. How's things in Albertsville? Am I right in thinking you mentioned having an appointment tomorrow?
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It's in the oven now, and the kitchen is filling with a heavenly aroma...
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I'm still waiting for mine to ripen. No signs of that happening so far. We were missing the sun for most of the month of May...
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Same to you, Gary! Was a beautiful day here. But, just like clo in France, the rain has started. Not all that heavy, but enough to make me come back into the house. I've just mixed the dough for a loaf of bread.
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I wouldn't have thought notre fée maléfique should need lube...
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The health professionals would recommend you use a water-based lube. Erm... what were we talking about, again?
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Greetings, young Albert.
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Safe travels, dugh and Mum (& Thistle)!
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And there's many a slip, twixt cup and lip.
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Who needs newspapers when we have Albert?
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I know. It was so good I thought it needed saying twice.
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A wheelbarrow might be useful...
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The bigger the bank account, the smaller the brain...
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His meat? Or your meat?
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I'm fairly sure it's Merlin...
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I hope you won't need us to remind you closer to the date, Page! Congrats, by the way. And congrats to whatshisname as well (Marvin, is it? )
