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  1. Marty
    orgasm
  2. Marty
    chef
  3. Marty
    Looe, Cornwall, UK
  4. Marty
    wound dressing
  5. Marty
    Be careful what you wish for, or your wish may come true in a way you didn't expect...
  6. Marty
    If quantum physics is true, and there is a universe for very possible history and future, then there will be at least one universe where Valkyrie may indeed qualify to wear the LPW crown.... But it's not this universe. For in this universe the crown is mine... mine... mine!
  7. Marty
    love hurts
  8. Marty
    Nor me, but I would like to. Never have I ever done a bungee jump.
  9. Marty
    I have. In Ethiopia of all places. Never ever have I ridden in a helicopter.
  10. Marty
    If I were to be asked to choose a favourite, I'd probably go for the second one...
  11. Marty
    Write as many poems as you like Just keep wasting all your time 'cause Marty will now take the mike to say "This crown is truly mine!"
  12. Marty
    I have, although I prefer Irish whiskey Never have I ever drunk sheep milk
  13. Marty
    radioactive
  14. Marty
    Leek, England
  15. Marty
    together forever
  16. Marty
    I'm sort of confused as to why students would be writing haiku as part of their maths homework... But it sure sounds like you offer an interesting syllabus! I'm glad you told me the last one was about a hamburger, though, otherwise I would probably still be trying to figure out its meaning, And I laughed out loud when I read the penultimate one!
  17. Marty
    networking
  18. Marty
    I have, and far too often in the past. It's seldom I touch alcohol these days, though, as I can sometimes be a not very nice person after too much alcohol... Never have I ever spent a night in hospital.
  19. Marty
    Nor have I - unless doing it on certain mountains higher than a mile could be counted.... (have to take things a bit more slowly though, due to the low oxygen levels ) Never have I ever tried chemsex
  20. Marty
    I have (but we call them cinemas over here 😉). Never have I ever painted my nails
  21. Marty
    I did once... many, many years ago. Decided "Never again!" after weeks of itching from the regrowing bristles. Never have I ever put a rolled up pair of socks down my undies to make myself look bigger.
  22. Marty
    Nor have I done the full Rhine River tour, although I did tour part of it in Germany last year. Never have I ever shaved my head.
  23. Marty
    How about using some elbow (g)REASE
  24. Marty
    bean
  25. Marty
    And the third rule is not to believe anything that Val says...? After all, surely the first rule should be: "There are no rules!" Back soon! Just off to buy some metal polish for my (soon to be) shiny new crown.
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