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Chapter 15 Read, Drink, be merry... though it is a goat after all so you may want to drink first

wait... did you tell me to remind you? I don't rememberer and damn we were only about 39 away from 500 !

Okay... first of all breathe. second of all Im going to fall back on the otherwise detained element of the topic yesterday

oopsie! have a great time on the town kevin ps 50 to go

Hey that one was mine, Steve's is clearly marked "other steve" sheesh!

between the three of you, it should be close to 550 before the day is out.

beh dont blame me when your sitting there wondering why you paid for it on the other hand, I have to throw my vote in for Dogma the usual suspects and for something different, The Graffiti Artist, but I may be repeating myself there.

well if we can count on you for another 43 posts that bring the total to 465 leaving a pitally 35 for the rest of us jokers to blow through, I think we can do it.

nothing really, in fact the whole post was pretty much my mind wandering. I just thought it funny that she (my sister) would make that claim regaurding Kevin Smith. Oh, and I make it out to seem dreary and hopeless, but I was sorta fighting back at the deluded old queen on IMDB, sorry bout that. The doc focuses mainly on two gay bars one called Rumors, the other Crossroads(and how it was closed when the owner went on the run for a moving violation charge). Crossroads was then purchased by a lesbian couple and reopened as Different Seasons. Anyhow it was pretty uplifting to see these people finding an island of community amidst a sea of adversity in the bible belt. I applaud them whole-heartedly. okay I think I've blathered on long enough.

So you guys seem to have the good movies well in hand. So here is one to avoid, (i'd give you a list but Im at work and should work at some point) Fred Claus. yeah I know I blogged about it but, just bad. It starts with Kathy bates in labor, then she turns into some anti-mother totally loving one kid over another to the extreme. There is a freaky little kid with ruge and a fat suit. Cliche layerd upon Cliche. Vince Vaughn playing the same character he has in every movie he's ever been in, and of course it ends rather predictably. Definately wait for the video, $10 bucks ist worth it.

well even if I am evil glad i could do my part, sadly I have class now so I'll miss the big moment... perhaps we could push it to 500

so smilie chess is out... what next?

ahh see told you I dont know how to play and unlike writing winging it just wont work here

and thus you find the flaw in my plan. One should acctually know how to play chess, before playing. but why would you move the queen first? Is it in honor of CJ??

:sword: :2hands: :king: :king: :2hands: :sword: your move...

:sword: :2hands: :king: :king: :2hands: :sword: well I had a whole chess board set but apparently its more smilies then the board allows

ahh but that is the beauty of it, we could list them out before he had a chance to contest them with circular nonsense.

Oi the kids have gotten restless. so how do we, get this thread to 400 with out pleading for chapter 15... We could, in honor of the pending coronation, list every cliffhanger in FtL. Of course, the goal is only 400, not four thousand. hrmm what else could we possibly get into?

check the post times people I posted first i swear, it's not like I called a luittle birdy and told him to modify the time stamp accordingly Steve, who thinks there should be a nsappy line warning people NOT to drink the Kool-aid

I have to defend tech supports honor! technically Cj said chapter 15 will post on or around the 18th. That being said its a shame he didnt look at a calender and relize the tues "around the 18th" is acctually the 20th. Knowing the onary goat as well as i do, he probably instructed Joe to post the chapter on the tuesday around the 18th, so relax it will be up tomorrow, Joe is just doing as he has been asked to do. having said that the 24th better get here damn soon, cause I havent read any new LtMP since before Cj left, and thats damn near a month... I need a fix bad... Now, what other mischeif can we get into, we've got approxamatly 96 hours before the queen of evillllest clifhangers returns to rule his roost. Steve

My sister is somewhat of a Kevin Smith freak. In fact Kevin Smith is the only person that she would screw on personality alone, or so she claims. Anyhow, after the disasterous screening of Fred Claus (two snaps down, wayyyyyy down) with Viv, my sister suggested we watch this DVD she rented from Netflix called Small Town Gay Bar. It was pretty interesting, and reminds some of us in more liberal populations of the fight that is still out there. in fact my sister posed the comment, "I didn't know it was still like that anywhere." Perhaps a bit nieve on her part, but still it was neat that she went out and rented it of her own accord. It was a pretty good documentary in my opinion even though some queen decries it on IMDB.COM. Poor old queen would rather ignor the hate that will spill over and affect us all if we don't fight it. Yeah it sucks seeing 6 year olds holding signs that read "God Hates Fags", but the monster in our closet that is Westboro isnt going to go away simply because we dont want it to be there. It's one of those bad monsters that feed on fear and ignorance. The film shines a directed light on that fear and ignorance, by highlighting the torture and murder of Scotty Weaver, and an interview with the false prophet Fred Phelps. It's amazing how these people preach from the pulpit, forgetting a basic tennent in Christianity. Judge not, least ye be judged... With that in mind, I'll see you in Hell Fred. Steve

This was my blog, you blog theif!

For the love of good golly god and all the little children dont see fred claus! Need I say more? I can, but I feel dumberer now having watched it. And why did they show a tomboy with a bat but not a fabulous *snap* boy with a hoola hoop? So yeah BAD MOVIE ask Viv, (who for the record chose said movie cause she didn't want to see saw IV or Beowulf (which sounded awesome)) look at me rock the double perenthi .... (yeah I made it up) And don't listen to her she claimed I chose it she lies! (jeff does too so dont listen to him either!) Now here's Viv... Oh boy, new keyboard and no mouse... I'll do my best with what I have while Steve's kitty nuzzles my foot. First of all... he owes me some cookies and I may hold his laptop hostage until delivery of said cookies... so it's my fault if there are no Shadowgod updates... Jeff said so and he's like... next to god or something, being an Angel and all. My daughter was on the ten naughtiest kids in the world list. There was a floating green, velvet elf hat on Vince Vaughn's crotch. Mrs. Claus was... a bitter old cookie monger and should have to sleep with... someone grody. You know those people that are always behind you in a movie theater that talk loud and laugh and make comments the whole movie and by the time your done with the movie you want to murder them for disrupting your movie going experience? Yeah well... that was us tonight, but I thik they were sending thankful glances at us instead of irritated ones... right Steve? I'm joining Siblings Anonymous! I am, after all, a recovering sibling. So I'm not sure if it's a good or a sad thing that we predicted every part of the movie, right down to Chirp-Chirp. *Hi Nico* Purrrrrrr OMFG WHAT IS ON YOUR IPOD STEVE?!!! (WHAT? leave the siameses cat song alone!) Moving on... My work called while we were in the movie cause some old lady fell in the parking lot and cut her head open and the paramedics came so I had a mild spaz attack as Steve found where I parked my car. Back to Steve... Stomp it out Viv... Oh yeah she also says that sant should NEVER be aloud to touch her with the groody hands... they were bad I'll admit it but I am also sure I wont have any reoccuring nightmares about those disproportionately "chubby" hands.... On the plus side the music was good, save for here comes santa claus over and over and over and over and well you get the point. Honestly With that song on continuous rotation the claims of Jolly old saint nick being megalomaniac are founded. OH and yeah it starts with Kathy bates in LABOR another reason to stay far away far in the hell away. Honestly she looked better swinging a sledge hammer at my ankles. Viv here... Steve's trying to soothe the cookie issue with cake... I'll consider it. I think it's disco night here. Oh and Steve did the fabulous snap in the movie which was cute Maybe Strawberry shortcake. I was talking sensually to his cat while it was his turn... I said, "Hi big boy... " Anyway, Steve said the elves running at the end didn't have their legs spread the right amount... mmHMM! Since he's the expert on elves with spread legs... I'm hearing in bits and pieces... sheep go to heaven, and his cat's winking or something... Oh and, I just have to ask... do the kids in Spain leave flan for Santa instead of cookies? Lemme know, yeah? Steve... don't forget the PS Part when you're done. Alright first of all the flan was in Spanish Harlem not Spain, second of all you really dont want to know what was wink'n blink'n and nodding at you as you were typing. :| I think thats about it, just you know don't see the movie, even if its base messege is kind of endearing... All kids deserve toys.. yeah I know Im a sap but the approach could have been better then the mindless drival the projector so effortlessly spewed onto the screen. Anyhow there is talk of cross posting this in her blog... so if you read hers already and made it to this point again, well Im sorry you have gleened nothing new and are probably worse for the ware now that you have had double exposure. but its still better then seeing the movie. So yeah um I think thats it, I think... ps Go willie! AND, I want a green velvet hat floating around my crotch as I do the tush shake... where's the justice! Steve and Viv

Interesting you bring up prisons... In the last 30 years only one UC campus has been added, meanwhile dozens of prisons have been built. The governator even just earmarked some ridiculous amount of money to build even more prisons. Why? Perhaps if we invested in our future we wouldn't have to lock it up And as too why we are building prisons... Simple Prisons make money, Lots of money, and Did you know the 13th amendment abolishes slavery unless youve been convicted of a crime? 13th Amendment US Constitution: Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction. Compound that with Victoria's Secret... yeah those wonder bras are sewn in prison. Not too bad, TWA's reservation system is staffed by inmates think twice about calling with that CC info now won't ya. Okay Im all for reform and paying ones due to society for crimes committed but do you think any of these guys could get a job on the outside doing what the did in there? No cause companies don't like to hire people with felony records. So they get out and repeat the same process again only ending back up behind bars. Thats okay, because apparently they are worth more there.

you know somewhere Tony is blushing cause you said Tony and boner in the same sentence.