Holy shit, this bubble bath feels orgasmic. Like, it compares to a thousand lava angels gracing me with their smoldering kisses across my… well, you know. My chest and face are being blasted with the breath of the icy product of my ever-working air conditioner. Is this a divine serenity that I’ve been blessed with?
The delicate task of balancing this notepad on my bathtub’s ledge is unfortunately sobering. It reminds me of the arduous day of work. One more vater will calm my nerves. But th