Sherye Story Reader

Come to Texas and do my laundry for me, PLEASE! lol

Well, the cold weather here does not like my stepson's truck. I had to give his truck a jump. Then told them they had to move that huge stump out of the way so I could drive through to go back under my carport. I told them it had to be moved so I could get through the area so I would not hurt another tire. My husband, friends, and I were driving around one time in town and I went down the wrong street cause I missed my turn. So I turned around in a auto part store that was closed down that day, which was a Sunday, and I heard hissing and I stopped the car and I had to have them change a tire. We had the tire fixed and he told everyone, teasing me all the time, 'that Sherye is the only person I have ever seen that can find a bolt and it puncture a tire'. So the moral of this story is I am the magnet for bolts! lol

Well, the cold weather here does not like my stepson's truck. I had to give his truck a jump. Then told them they had to move that huge stump out of the way so I could drive through to go back under my carport. I told them it had to be moved so I could get through the area so I would not hurt another tire. My husband, friends, and I were driving around one time in town and I went down the wrong street cause I missed my turn. So I turned around in a auto part store that was closed down that day, which was a Sunday, and I heard hissing and I stopped the car and I had to have them change a tire. We had the tire fixed and he told everyone, teasing me all the time, 'that Sherye is the only person I have ever seen that can find a bolt and it puncture a tire'. So the moral of this story is I am the magnet for bolts! lol

Unless he is actually just haunting my body and helping me out! "SHIVERS"

Well, I will move in with you in the not so near future and let your friend feed both of us! lol

When my stepson started coming around me after my husband (his dad) died, He started listening to things I say and he told me, "WOW! Dad taught you some of his come back tricks! You can now come back at us and just jump in when we pick on you to let us know that you love us teasing but can take care of yourself by saying things to us that we know is just teasing and not serious." I was proud of the fact my late husband did that for me and I learned his tricks!

I just love TEASING @Marty! It is fun!

Like I said, I am moving in with Marty! I will be finished packing sometime in the near future! lol

I was losing my big toenail and earlier I felt something in my footlet and I pulled that footlet off fast! I freaked out thinking there was a bug in my sock! I pulled the sock inside outwards and it was not a bug (THANK GOODNESS), it was my toenail. It finally came off. It feels a little weird now though lol

@kbois, you and I cook the same, lol. I get stuff all over everything , but the only difference between you and I, is that I do get stuff all over me. Makes my messes horrible and that is why I don't cook. I can fix a sandwich and not make messes so that is what I eat mostly of when I am by myself then my step daughter in law will cook for me. Unless she doesn't want to herself out of her camper. lol

@mollyhousemouse, I just realized you live in Texas too. I am in West Texas!

I think winter got here finally this week. The weather is in the highs of 40's and 50.s and lows in the lower 30's and 20's and that is Fahrenheit so if you don't know that in celsius then please look it up cause my fingers are too cold for me to look in up when to me that temperature in celsius makes my fingers cold since to me in fahrenheit it is colder here when you see celsius temps.

@Headstall, are you and this hunk staring dreamily into each others eyes? I bet you are! hehehehe

Hi Headstall! You are a sweetie pie! Can I pinch your FACE cheeks? lol I said face instead of just cheeks! Didn't want to be misunderstood! lol😆🤣

If you call my eyes not wanting to focus cause I am still groggy, and had to get up to drink pickle juice again for cramps is called a good day so far! lol PINCH ME AND WAKE ME UP, PLEASE!

Aloha to you too, @Albert1434

Thanks, but my past will be with me for life and it is nothing I can do about it. I am at least grateful that my stepson forgives me and trusts me now and loves me.

Good morning also from a cold and wet USA.

😴🛏️ to you!

I have a story to tell you about something but I have no pic of what I am going to tell you. My mom owned a bar back in the late 70's and a customer brought her a plaque and me a coat rack to put behind the bar. The only problem about them, even though everyone died laughing, was the plaque for my mom was the backend of a horses ass. Mine was the part you hung coats on that were penis's. I was so embarrassed. My mom had the guy mount them to the wall for everyone to see! When we closed the bar down years later, the plaque and the coat rack stayed in the building!

I don't blame you at all!

It got quiet in here! Did everyone fall asleep?

I have a better one even though I have no pic of it. My mom owned a bar back in the late 70's and a customer brought her a plaque and me a coat rack to put behind the bar. The only problem about them, even though everyone died laughing, was the plaque for my mom was the backend of a horses ass. Mine was the part you hung coats on that were penis's. I was so embarrassed. My mom had the guy mount them to the wall for everyone to see! When we closed the bar down years later, the plaque and the coat rack stayed in the building!

Well, sweetie, just because you are gay, doesn't mean you can not kiss a girl on the lips. Kisses are not always passionate, they can be a form of affection for a loved one. I kissed my mom, dad, brother, sister, aunts, uncles, cousins and in laws on the lips all the time and it just shows them they are loved.

I want to know which one of you keeps giving me a kiss? My lips are getting chapped! Oh wait, that is me licking my lips till they are chapped! lol