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Good Night, Prince Charming!

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I am suing the lemon I put in my tea! I just swallowed a lemon seed! lol

I am suing the lemon I put in my tea! I just swallowed a lemon seed! lol

Some of the stuff my late husband has done was hilarious: 1. He set the pasture on fire from burning trash and thought I was going to scream at him for that happening but I knew it was a accident. 2. He petted a dark blue sweater several times before I finally asked him why he was doing that when it was not one of our cats! lol 3. He painted a male friend's nails pink and never told him and the guy went to the store and people were looking at him weird. The fight was on when he got ack lol 4. He put shaving cream on his son's hand and tickled his face and his son hit himself in the face and it woke him up and was asked, "Did you have fun?" His son ran in the bathroom freaking out, thinking we both seen him having fun until he was told it was just shaving cream even though he was not told until after he had a shower! lol 5. He rubbed a friend's head while the guy's girlfriend and I was looking and the friend told his girlfriend not to stop and that it felt soooo good! But came out of the bed when my husband told him, thank you! lol There are more but I might want to save those for later! lol

Well, I love cats! Had 11 of them myself a few years ago! My late husband was nicknamed "The Cat Man" here cause all of them followed him everywhere. There was a trail of cats behind him when he would go outside. At night, they would go hide in the trees or bushes and would jump out at him in a surprise attack. One morning he was outside, drinking his coffee and was going to pet one of them that came up to him! He slowly raised back up and slowly backed toward the steps and slowly stepped backwards to the porch and into the trailer. He thought, "I know one of our lack cats doesn't have a white streak down it's back'! He was amazed the skunk let him in the trailer without spraying him! He told me the story when I got home and even though I was shocked, the way he told me was hilarious and I could not stop laughing!

I am moving in with @Valkyrie, too! lol

Well, I am going to spend some time with my sister today. She finally had her house sold and she has to be out Dec 5th. She took most of her stuff to storage in the city where her son and daughter in law lives and not much left in the house, except her bed, a little tv, washer, dryer, and fridge is all that is left to move. I don't even have a place to sit any more! Boo Hoo! I am just glad she sold her house. It was a headache to her and she was getting grouchy! I am buying her lunch today! So see all you GA people later! Catch you on the flip side! Or tonight lol

I have been known to stick my foot in my mouth and overloaded my A**!

Hope I don't offend anyone on here, but if I do then I apologize. If I do, then please send me a personal message and I will apologize to you there.

@Marty, how do you know how big @Drew Espinosa is? Have you actually seen his entire body undressed? I couldn't resist! lol

Ok thanks!

What if they are nude but their genitals are covered up with either a newspaper or a pillow or something?

Not real sure how much skin can be shown in pics on this site. Can someone tell me? I would like to know?

I will share him! hehehehe YUMMY!

Don't you know that everything in Texas is bigger, even turkeys? hehehehe

That doesn't sound good at all! He is getting pulled in every direction! Hope he figures it out before it is too late!

I have too with my mom!

I hope there are no side effects on Jaden from the magic. I hate that he seen the fight though!

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