I love the cutie part but bum cheeks being pinched by my grandmother is too much! She might swat them but with a switch we have to go get off a tree ourselves and it better be a thin one or we will have to go back and get one time after time till we get it right! We never liked going to get them at all!
On another note about switches! My little brother was making a pest out of himself one time and our dad told him to go get on the interstate if he wanted to go home so bad at the time. He looked at Dad and with tears in his eyes and his lips just a quivering and said, "I would rather go find a switch for you to use!" Our dad bust out laughing at him and picked him up and gave him a hug!
I am going to tell you a story about my late husband! He had a tendency of saying he would never come back to my hometown, but he kept coming back every time, over and over and he died here. So never say never to anything cause it never works out when you say that or even think that! It will always do just the opposite of thinking that it will never happen and lo and behold, it does happen!