Summerabbacat

"Melody Who? Gretchen Who?" Indeed, who fucking cares. Delicious derrieres displayed, desiring a deep-dicking. Pulsating puckers penetrated, plundered and ploughed prolifically by a prodigious and powerful penis. Beautiful butts battered and blasted by Brian’s boiling baby batter. OMG @KKirk you have made me all verklempt. After reading this I may not be dead yet after all.

Surf & Mull & Sex & Fun, not quite, replace the mull with beer and/or wine, and you have the essence of this wonderfully warm, witty and ultimately uplifting story. I am sure Mental As Anything would be OK with the replacement. Another delightful exploration of life in Thompsonville from the pen of the pony. On this occasion Tony is the focus, returning after a lengthy period of absence, he soon realises he is home, the only place he has ever been truly happy, away from his unpleasant childhood spent with his sanctimonious mother, the Monolith. The town where he found acceptance amongst family, his cousin and his cousin's friends, the town where he found a love all-consuming and all-forgiving. To quote Andrea True, read the first chapter and you will want More, More, More. Read the other stories in the Seachange series first for the full @Mark Ponyboy Peters experience.

Thank you. I think I will stick to cats @Paladin.

“You haven’t texted me back,” Kyle says. He tries to whisper it, but for some reason, it comes out louder than his usual tone, causing the people in front of us to turn back for a moment. My face goes hot. I can sense by the end of the day, I’ll be confronted by the one and only Jessica Lamont. She’ll come swinging with her Birkin Bag." The next time Calvin and/or Blair are drunk they need to vomit in and/or on that bag. What a pretentious and spoilt bitch Jessica is. If Blair really wants to help Calvin, she should confront loose lips Lamont and present her with a gift, a strap on dildo so she can satisfy her man by giving him a good hard pegging. Perhaps she can carry the strap on in her Birkin bag, along with a tub of lube and some poppers. I have to agree with @SilentandBroken @irivera, you have the teenage sarcasm, angst and self-absorption perfectly captured.

Killian's "new" second hand car will not stay "new" for long if history repeats itself. Perhaps a day trip to Salem, Massachusetts is warranted @drsawzall. I strongly suspect the murder victim is Caleb's father and the murder scene will resemble the blood-bath Killian has "witnessed" in his recent dreams. If so, he may finally begin to trust himself and accept the supernatural connection he appears to have with Seth. I am very intrigued by Adam's lukewarm response to Steve's plan to purchase a property with the intention of turning it into a B&B. The only thing I can think of is that he may be concerned it will put a strain on their relationship. Well done @Josh Aterovis aka Agatha Baltimore. It will be full steam ahead from now on until the murderer is caught. I cannot but think Judy and Jake are somehow going to be involved in Killian resolving the murder again.

I liked quite a few songs by The Reels, led by Dave Mason, whose father was the leader of the NSW Liberal party from 1978-1981 (I don't hold that against him). They had a few top 40 hits in the 1980's, a mixture of original material and covers. I particularly liked Shout And Deliver from the excellent album Quasimodo's Dream.

Jamie was perhaps fortunate in one respect to have been assaulted by his sperm-donor Robert, as this raised doubt as to his guilt initially in the mind of the arresting officer Leeland Pierce, and subsequently in the mind of Detective William Jenson. The latter apparently had doubts as to Jamie's guilt even before interviewing him, doubts which were quickly solidified once the interview was conducted and completed. I am hoping, and it appears from comments you have made @Jeff Burton that it is your intention, for Detective Jenson to be the one who interviews s-d Robert. In doing so, hopefully a very large chunk will be bitten out of s-d Robert's arse @weinerdog, figuratively not literally of course, well at least not by Detective Jenson. I know next to nothing of American law, and very little of criminal law, but I hope s-d Robert is liable for the costs Jamie will have to pay for appearing at his impending hearing (what a fucking waste of time for both him and the Court), and for the money Luca possibly posted as bail if it is not refunded. I also hope he is found guilty of felony assault and knowingly filing false reports with the police. Perhaps Robert may end up being a sperm-recipient as well as a sperm-donor. Robert, fresh meat in a prison full of testosterone-fuelled thugs looking for a new "pussy" to fuck. Karma's a bitch Robert, and you may well be that bitch. Welcome back @Jeff Burton. This story had to date been well-written and enjoyable, even when upsetting to read, and this latest chapter continued that trend of quality writing and enjoyment.

This chapter had me laughing from beginning to end @Robert Hugill. Replete with descriptions of the hideously patterned wallpaper and furnishings, Sandra's well-intentioned and harmless nosiness and Matt's embarrassment by Sandra's lack of a filter, it could not have been any funnier. The funniest line was one which I suspect was completely unintentional on your part, one which concluded the discussion of Gray's relationship with the adulterous, Nasty Norbert: “Three-timing?” “Two-timing but with more than one guy?” “Not nice.” “He was unapologetic. My friend Bas christened him Nasty Norbert.” “You’ll not be seeing him again, then?” “Mum!” Sandra just gave Matt a ‘who me’ sort of look. “No. I won’t. I’m using my time in Coningham to take things slower and make friends.” I think there would have been more questions, but Matt gave a very determined, “Mum. I think you quizzed Gray long enough. I’ll get pudding.” “Sorry. I worry about him, and he hates my fussing.” Matt appeared with a tart. “Lemon meringue pie, one of Mum’s best. She wanted to do steamed toffee pudding.” The relationship between Sandra and Matt was a joy to witness. Both have clearly known very tough times, and it is a testament to their individual strength of character that they have each supported the other through these times, seemingly with little outside help, and emerged intact and with dignity, and without any malice or bitterness. An invitation to Philpott Towers should be extended as soon as possible. I suspect Sandra will find much in common with Peter. Will she be added to the family, taken into the fold? I hope so as she is adorable.

A riotously funny chapter @Laura S. Fox. For some reason Jack became a composite of Mame Dennis and Mrs Sylvia Fowler from the films Auntie Mame and The Women respectively, both portrayed with consummate comic timing by the fabulous Rosalind Russell. His banter with "Theo" was fast-paced, witty and taunting, much like some of the best screwball comedies of yesteryear. Danny, the white gay Foxy Brown revealed another hitherto unknown talent, his gift for diplomacy, channelling his inner-Kofi Annan, taming not a shrew, but the growling aggressive alpha in "Theo". And his "magic" toaster, the four-slice stainless steel wonder, capable of toasting @drsawzall's bagels to perfection, in addition to rendering Theo unconscious; clearly not a toaster on sale in Walmart, perhaps one engineered and manufactured in Germany by Miele or in Massachusetts by Sawzall & Co. Hilarious @Danners. A supernatural throuple, Theojackvin, 75% human and 25% wolf.

If I remember correctly @weinerdog, Aaron and Zack's parents had two interests in life, playing the poker machines and getting drunk. Perhaps a case of cirrhosis of the liver for one or both, although this would involve taxpayers' money being wasted on treating them and keeping them comfortable until their demise. I would rather see a quicker, easier and cheaper solution e.g. killed in a car accident as they drive home hammered one night from their local pub/club. And perhaps @Mark Ponyboy Peterscould arrange it so that they have a head-on collision with a car heading in the opposite direction, driven by none other than the Monolith, who is busy stuffing her face with KFC and does not notice their car weaving violently all over the road as it is heading in her direction. Splat! All three dead, as a dodo. Hardly a tragedy, perhaps not a cause for celebration, well at least not openly. Am I being mean and horrible, probably, but these three "parents" have deliberately neglected and/or mistreated their children and have suffered no consequences therefrom. You have led us on a wonderful journey @Mark Ponyboy Peters, enriching our lives with these predominantly delightful and caring characters. Even the horrible characters, led by the Monolith, have provided us (especially moi), with something, the opportunity to fulfil "revenge porn" fantasies. When I think of this story I will think not only of the wonderfully drawn characters, but also of Tropical Blend suntan oil (SPF 4 ONLY) and Pine Lime Splices, two celebrated joys from my youth. And of course, all those wonderful music moments you have "dragged" out of me with the power of your words. This story has brought all readers a great deal of that often elusive emotion, celebrated by The Reels, a quirky little band from Dubbo, whom @Summerabbacat is rather fond of.

We think alike on Keith @CincyKris. "It was time. Time to fulfill it. Time to ask the question I’d been carrying in my heart for years. Not because we needed it to feel real, but because I wanted to build the rest of my life with him. For good." I think the other set of rings is a fait accompli if I am reading this closing thought correctly.

I assume Keith's bride is Lisa, his girlfriend he referred to in chapter 19, the one who suggested Keith give Jim a break. If so, her efforts have been rewarded with "You’re coming. So is Jon. You’re both part of this.” I did not expect anything to come out of the mouth of the surly and ungrateful prick, Keith, to move me so, but he has apparently mellowed and realised he himself was at least partially to blame for the distance which developed between him and his father (I would say he is mostly to blame, but then I don't like him). It appears he "inherited" his lack of manners and forgiveness from his maternal grandparents. What a petty pair. I could understand them snubbing Jim if he had beaten their daughter or been verbally abusive to her, but he was neither. Cammie has forgiven Jim so what is their problem. Grandparents behaving badly. A wonderful story @ChromedOutCortex, with wholly believable characters living the lives, or at least part thereof, that many of your readers have lived too. And although I disliked Keith intensely, his behaviour was entirely believable. I look forward to a revisit with these wonderfully drawn characters at some time in the future. And who knows, Keith may mellow further such that a have a begrudging "like" for him.

The most apt comment I can make on this chapter is to quote the title of a number of K-Tel vinyl compilations I had in the 1970's. Explosive Hits, and given the volume of cum, I think Brian may have been storing enough for five volumes (1974-1978 saw a release each year entitled Explosive Hits). Bring on the buttfucking @KKirk but you best have a 🚒 on standby. 🔥🔥🔥🔥.

Methinks the age old idiom "the pot calling the kettle black" is an apt description of Arsehair's behaviour in this chapter. Killian may be upset to begin with, but I think he will soon realise he is better off without him. Arsehair's desire to control Killian, to the point of him demanding he not take a summer job with the private investigator and using emotional blackmail to ensure he would not take the job, was the last straw as far as I am concerned. Arsehair is jealous of Killian and tries to mask this jealousy with feigned concern for Killian's safety. I for one am not buying any of his contrived concern any longer. Caleb has perhaps gone from the frying pan into the fire. Ironically, it may well be Killian who comes to his rescue, whilst Arsehair mopes around feeling sorry for himself because Caleb "burdened" him with his disclosure. The break had to come @Josh Aterovis and I am not surprised it is Killian who took the decisive action. Arsehair would have let their relationship continue to fester like a weeping wound. Who knows, maybe Arsehair deliberately provoked Killian so Killian would take decisive action so that he can play the victim, the dumpee. Woe woe is me. Fuck off Arsehair.

Chug, Lug and Gorilla (LOL). Their "descriptive" names conjure up all sorts of images @Robert Hugill, and few of them are pretty. It appears @drsawzall Gavin has a case of tricophilia. I wonder if Tina was hairy like her brother Jason and that is what attracted Gavin to her. I would definitely prefer to be tricophobic than tricophilic. And although I adore my cats and love how soft their fur is, it is the only "downside" of having them as companions, particularly if you have more than one. EVERYTHING always has a sheen of fur on it, and as often and as fast as vacuum it up (which is not as often and fast as it used to be) it is ever present.

Hopefully this will not happen, but is certainly highly possible as he has lost his son and his wife in tragic circumstances. I could not find fault with him for having killed his son's rapist, but the other killings I am not so sure of, but certainly the PTSD should have been taken into account. I dare say his shooting of the policeman was probably the crime he was most harshly punished for in reality.

My immediate thought as to the identity of the "intruder" was the same as that of @CincyKris and @centexhairysub. I strongly suspect it is Zack, and I assume he may wear a distinctive deodorant or use a distinctive soap/body wash as this might have been the familiar odour Tony detected in the room with the "pile of rags and clothes and a couple of old curtains and blankets, which appeared to have been shaped into a rough bed in one corner on the floor." I am also beginning to think he may be Aaron's brother @weinerdog. It certainly appears he is a local as an out-of-towner would not likely know of the existence of Bayview and the fact it is deserted. If it is Aaron's brother there will be tears-a-plenty with the reunion of the brothers. It seems odd though if he is Aaron's brother why he has not sought Aaron out. We will have to wait for the big reveal, something @Summerabbacat is not very good at, patience. I have never been gifted with this virtue, add its nemesis im as a prefix and I abound in it. Wonderful chapter @Mark Ponyboy Peters. Only 49 hours 13 minutes before the next chapter is posted and I am already beginning to become antsy. I am not good at this, even if it sounds as good as Lynda and those other fantastic Dugites.

With three swimmers and their coach Jim will be like the eponymous Sara by Fleetwood Mac, he will be drowning in the sea of love, although in his case, in fact all their cases, they will drowning in the sea of jizz. Perhaps this is what Stevie really meant by this lyric. Whatever its meaning, it is one of my favourite songs by FM, and one of Stevie's finest. If Brian looks anything like Rick's fantasy above @KKirk all the boys may be walking bow-legged, but with big smiles on their faces.

Another gem from the pen of the prolific @Lee Wilson, the Prince of GA. This one set in Georgia centres on the lives of two boys, both of whom face physical challenges, challenges which make them the target of bullies, and not just of the male variety. In fact, one of their bullies is of the female variety, and she is one of Lee's most grotesque creations to date. Spiced with liberal doses of homophobia, teenage angst, adult and teenage stupidity, and a healthy dose of revenge, it is another Wilsonian winner.

He is a testament to Seth, who was brother, mother and father in his formative years when their birthing vessel essentially erased not only their father from their lives but also their "mother". Long may she rot.

Short, dramatic and vengeful. A Kartrashian or Lopes marriage? No, an @Lee Wilson thriller. Pat Benatar describes it best. Well done Lee.

Mr Romero's pinga gigantic 👅💋👅💋👅💋👅💋👅💋👅💋. And that arse 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Rick, Randy, Mike, Brian, Jim and Mr Romero - Coronado Orgasmia. Keep it comin' @KKirk.

I have to agree with @Seraph28, Cal's "expectation" Jordan would agree to share him, or worse still be his second string, was naive. I don't believe this "expectation" was motivated by arrogance, that is Alan's field of expertise. Intriguing indeed @KKirk.

What is Arsehair's problem? Something has certainly got him all verklempt. Methinks he may be jealous of Killian. He has always seemed very competitive with Killian, something which Killian is completely oblivious too and not at all interested in. Killian is more fabulous, more "famous", and perhaps thought to be more exciting and intelligent because of his talent. Perhaps Arsehair wants to be something more than "Killian Kendall's boyfriend", and one cannot fault him for that, but it is not Killian's fault, particularly when Killian does not court popularity or fame. A break up between the two may ultimately be for the best, perhaps they can then return to being best friends as they once were. Killian appears to be somewhat psychic, with his latest dreams portending the murder of a man whom I speculate is Caleb's father. Teenage angst portrayed very realistically @Josh Aterovis. Kane is certainly his father's and not his birthing vessel's son. Smart, kind, principled and loyal, with a mischievous sense of humour and whimsy.

I have just read this comment again @Josh Aterovis and thought to myself, who the fuck is Stan. Clearly I was demented when I wrote this comment late last night (or it may have been in the early hours of the morning); the private investigator's given name if Shane not Stan.