Razor

My dad's name is Kent Clark, which is like superman's name in reverse, so we took to calling him stuporman. It fits.

I don't have this problem. There's five of us in one house. That means five showers a day, at least five towels, at least five washcloths, and I know I use two towels (one for me, which I use and then put on the floor to keep it all nice and dry and not freezing, and then one for my hair). That means one load of towels every day or other day. Three days if we're lazy. Same with clothes, really. We just wash as we go, lol.

Hmmm, what other bad names can I think of... a girl at school is named raini fountain. I thought that was pretty strange. I'm just gonna go with the easy way and name any kid I might have Damnit.

One of my mother's schoolmates was named Harry Dick Dobson. No kidding. I always wondered if his parents did it on purpose.

Hello all you new people! It's nice to see you all pop in, and I hope you decide to stick around. Tis a really nice place here, with lots of nice people... ya know, if you don't count me, that is. ~waves~ Have fun!

A not-so-great notification: My story, rave boy, is on pause. This is for several reasons, but mainly because I'm having serious issues writing the next chapter, and I'm second guessing my ending. I'm going to consult my editor (it's so weird having one!) and some others, and decide on my course of action regarding the storyline. Please be prepared for past chapters to possibly be rescinded, the story to change drastically, or any other insane thing to take place. I apologize for this, but the story was a work in progress all along and should be treated as such, not as a serial novel. In the future, I may consider finishing a work before posting it to save everyone any annoyance like this. Sorry times a thousand, guys, I know it was a bitch of a cliffy, and this just plain sucks. Before too long, I should have this worked out. Just wanted to let my few fans in on what was happening.

I actually am now thinking about using the first reported case of HIV... yeah, decision's made. It'll either be that or matthew shepard, depending on what information I can find and what my end opinions are. Each one has a LOT of serious consequences and made major changes to the world, so I'll have to think about it a bit more. Thanks for the suggestions, guys.

Kitty, I think I'll steal yours... I don't wanna do hurricane katrina because as southerners we've all had enough of that bitch, but the murder of Matthew Shepherd seems appropriate given the teacher's personal philosophies (not that he's pro-gay, he's actually very christian, it's just that he believes greatly in life influencing one's writings, so yeah). I'll take that one into consideration. Anybody else have some ideas? I'm not big into military anything, or politics, because those subjects just don't interest me so much. I know those are usually the events that are earthshattering, but yeah.

So I've got this research paper and I'm abandoning my current topic cause it's just not working. Now I have no clue what I want to do. So, here's the question... if you could pick any event, which would you pick as the subject of this research paper? Please give me some ideas... I'm drawing a blank and stressing out like crazy over it. I've got all kinds of shit due soon... 125 note cards, 5 source cards, thesis... all kinds of stuff. Help?

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion Of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip Out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal. Althought I wanted cheesecake as well.... ~sulks~ or at least something minty.

Nicole Kidman would look fabulous if she wore... well, anything. Cause she's just cool like that. I happen to like guys in formal wear, I think it's cute... but Kevvers is right, the jacket does take something away, and I do prefer just the vest.

~waves~ As an author, I'd suggest posting up a specific set of terms... I wanna know how much cash is involved, how much of a commitment is involved, who I'll be working with, etc. Am I going to be bound by contract for a certain amount of time/episodes/whatever? I'd also suggest a team of authors rather than just one. Truthfully, we all have our specialties. I write about the druggies, the outcasts, the forgotten kids, the ones with eating disorders, all that shtuff. Some others like to write about the happy ones, the preppy ones, the well off ones. Get my drift? I'm doubting one author is going to be able to write a tv series effectively without input from others. Or, possibly, you could have one main author who is actually responsible for writing and a group of people to put in their ideas for characters and events. I'd also want to know more about your ideas. You've barely even given a setting... is the story developed according to plot? Is it more of a slice of life style thing? If developed according to plot, what is the situation? The complications? What sort of conflict are you looking for? Is there a specific type of climax you want the story to reach? How do you want it to end up? A little more information about your expectations would be nice. This seems interesting if it's an actual commission. I'll be looking to see if anything develops... EDIT: I'm with the play-house idea. Nobody wants to have to follow a show episode for episode just out of convenience... sure, they can be related, but I don't wanna have to know every detail to get the general idea. We don't need anymore sands in the hourglass, if you get my drift.

Cops are weird, and usually idiots. There's two guys in my economics class that wanna be cops... and they're both so dense I'm surprised they don't have serious gravitational pull. It's kinda sad that being a cop is another one of those occupations that people take up when they can't do anything else... like teaching. Teachers, cops... good ones are few and far between.

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So what, you're sixteen now, right?

Just read it, it's really cute. Makes me all warm and fuzzy.

Quick question... Do you guys read my stuff more often on GA or Nifty? Why?

Wow, just wow. That was so wonderful. I, for one, absolutely loved it, and think whoever that man was, we should all applaud his bravery. I mean, would YOU say the CSPAN guy's hair looks like pubes? I wouldn't. They scare me.

Hehe, my friend Leigha and I wanna go to the mall after... umm... well... yeah... and give out hugs! I think it'd be a great way to spend a few hours, awesome funness.

Ooo, I almost never get fanmail from GA members. The couple of GA members that have sent me fanmail... I believe the majority of those became members after finding a link to the forum on my site. It fluctuates widely. So far, for the last chapter of my most popular story, I've received about... yeah, eight e-mails. Sometimes it's nice and I get more than I expect, which is always great. Then there are times when I don't get any at all, lol. And I won't be writing much for a little while... takes forever to type with the messed up key. That has to get fixed... uggh. As for the favorite author thing... I get that a lot more than I expect. I mean, maybe one person would say that, but I've gotten a handful so far, which is really nice. Makes me feel important, hehe. Seems like even though I don't have a LOT of fans, the ones I do have are really devoted and sweet and keep up with my writing.

'Nother issue you probably know about, some of the author pages have issues... can't get into anything on Dio's, for instance. Thanks for working to fix it. You guys rock. ~hugs you till your eyes pop out~

So how much fanmail do YOU get? What KIND of fanmail do you like to get? Add something to the discussion! I usually average about five e-mails per chapter... yeah, no one loves me. But I love most of mine, because they're so high quality! It's usually a couple of paragraphs, explaining why they like it and all that, and a lot of the time they cite a specific part of the story they really liked, and I LOVE that, gives the warm fuzzies. I luffs my fans. So if there was already a thread for this... my bad.

Dom, you're a pretty cool writer. Every now and then someone will link me a story of yours, and every now and then I'll get started on one and devour it. DD I blazed through and had fun with, it was a really cute story. Thing is, seems like you've gotten wrapped up in the performing aspect of writing a lot... I can be all high and mighty about this because I'm not popular, so I have no fandom, so I have no responsibilities. MUAH HA HA! But seriously, if my fans were hassling me about ANYTHING, I'd not hesitate to tell them where they could shove their complaints. I don't write the way other people want/ask me to, and I'm not gonna change my style for anybody except myself. I'll do things the way I wanna when I wanna, no qualms about it. That's just me, but I decided that I live guilt free, and having people nag me about long waits for chapters or a character getting killed off... sorry, I just don't care. As to finished versus unfinished... I write unfinished. It seems to keep some people enthralled a bit to see the end, and plus it's convenient. I only read finished most of the time, though. I hate getting halfway through something and not having the end written already. And another thing... when getting complaints, just be like "Well why the hell are you reading it, stupid?!"

When I try to get into my blog it gives me an "Internal Server Error". Thought you might like to know.

SNAKE: Rich in wisdom and charm, you are romantic and deep thinking and your intuition guides you strongly. Avoid procrastination and your stingy attitude towards money. Keep your sense of humor about life. The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller. I'm one of those too! Creepy how it fits me so perfectly when it's worded that way... I've even considered each of those professions, even fortune teller, lol. I thought I could pull it off well. So happy new year and whatnot.

AHA! Wouldn't YOU like to know, Conner!?!?!?! MUAH HA HA! It shall be explained(ish) in the next chapter, though... well, kinda. Sorta... well, whatever. Maybe not in the next chapter, even, but sometime! You guys make me all warm and fuzzy. I don't think it's quantity of fans that matters, but quality, cause you guys are the shiz. So we're all annoyed at the cliffy... okay, but if I miss any r's because they don't type right it's all on CONNER to fix them! MUAH HA HA! Feel the r-less evil! I'm gonna have to call Dell and get this bs fixed, though, tis annoying. Was it really that bad? Well... I guess it was a terrible cliffy, so my bad on that. I just figured it was the perfect stopping point screaming out to me. Maybe not for you guys, though. I'll try to avoid that in the future... maybe. C'mon, it's my one sick twisted pleasure as a writer! It gives me my kicks and whatnot.