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  1. Bondwriter
    May starch, sugar and fat be with you! (As well as success, love and happiness...)
  2. Bondwriter
    And a year full of enriching experiences.
  3. Bondwriter
    It seems people are indecisive when it comes to choosing a side. 6,666 is the way to go! Down with the tyranny of the zeroes!!!
  4. Bondwriter
    I thought I was only reinforcing the stereotype about goats and the devil. Everyone knows about your shyness, and your lurkinghood, not to worry. 100% for 6,666 at this time, by the way.
  5. Bondwriter
    The sad news is that to become the next king of evil cliffhangers, you've got to write a 6,000-word chapter every week. Create some exciting adventurous situation. Have some lovable characters. Some very evil villains. And dedicate the last 500 words of a chapter out of 3 to torture your readers in coming back the next week. While avoiding clich
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    I thought that with the recent flood of post whorism celebration (millennium club, bi-mi, quad-mi, and only God knows what silly worshiping of round figures...), it was time to make a difference in celebrations of quantity achievement. I thought that a derivative of the number of the beast (666) fir quite well the beloved leader of this forum. What do YOU think? Should we put a jewel on top of the crown of the King of EEEEviiilest cliffhangers?
  7. Bondwriter
    Not following the logic of recent posts, but I thought I'd mention "silverwear" brings up immediate visions of a scantily clad Princess Leia. Use FF with the basic install, and its wonderful spell checker. (This is my "be unpleasant to your friends" day )
  8. Bondwriter
    Congratulations for the steady level of quality. As for the figures, it seems you reach a milestone every other day. May time flies, though. I was wondering whether we shouldn't wait for a more significant milestone for CJ, which would be his 6,666th post. That's how a King Of Evilest Cliffhangers should be celebrated.
  9. Bondwriter
    Yes, stuttering occurs in all languages. You should indeed wash the silverware (my unborn children must be grateful, somewhere out there.) What's with the PJs?
  10. Bondwriter
    Darn, should I even contribute to celebrating post whorism? And one of the goat's most dedicated fanboy? Well, Sasha, may the Herd be with you nevertheless...
  11. Bondwriter
    Also called Beelzebub, Baal Moloch, Mephistopheles...
  12. Bondwriter
    Hey, this is cheating! Straight people have got to be lucky to get a male heir the first time around...
  13. Bondwriter
    Quite funny. I found the Matt Damon video that made it clearer what this one was about. I couldn't watch any of these to the end because of the ludicrous and annoying beeping sound, though. So if anyone has got the uncensored version somewhere, I'm game.
  14. Bondwriter
    What really matters is what name you chose for him deep down in the secret of your heart.
  15. Bondwriter
    A serial without a cliffhanger would be like cereals without milk: not complete. Actually, Cornelius James not being in denial would be incomplete too.
  16. Bondwriter
    I can't imagine that CJ would make Vladimir such a likable character just to kill him eventually. That would be supreme cruelty towards the reader, which he's not prone to display.
  17. Bondwriter
    He's worthy enough not to rejoice in being a post whore. That's an achievement. Do no yield to these uncanny tendencies, Tiger...
  18. Bondwriter
    Indeed. Could we expect any less from the (officially, democratically elected) King? (Bring it on, Sacha! )
  19. Bondwriter
    Happy Birthday!
  20. Bondwriter
    There was a clear and open discussion. No 'behind the scenes' plots. And you're right, it's time to move on and speculate about the next chapter.
  21. Bondwriter
    Sacha, have a closer look at the last three chapters. You'll find hints of the build ups to cliffhangers.
  22. Bondwriter
    I think that a true CJ fan should feel tremendous joy at him getting this wonderful award.
  23. Bondwriter
    Happy Birthday! Let the year ahead be full of fun stuff, and of important serious stuff too.
  24. Bondwriter
    What gift does Coco3 get? To spend a day with the admin of his choice?
  25. Bondwriter
    The Queen id dead! All Hail the King! Congrats for your wins.
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