“So, what do you want to do until lights out? As if I didn’t know.”
“Down, boy. Geez, Michael, you think you never had sex before.”
“Well, technically...”
“I was hoping we could check out that ‘Coming Out’ site some more.” (2)
"Sure."
Michael pulled up the site, which had been saved where they'd left off previously, and they listened to it being read some more.
"So, your family and best friends all know you're gay, or might be. Are you worried about others finding o
I believe he was:
The name Kirk is derived from its Scandinavian origins, originating specifically from the Old Norse word kirkja, which translates to church in English.
If you believe in forever,
then life is just a small night-stand.
If there's a furniture hea-a-ven,
then you know they’ve got a big baby grand.
My apologies, Bill Medley, Bobby Hatfield, Alan O'Day and Johnny Stevenson.
Is there some code that converts Devlin to another 6-letter name that starts with D, and Balor to another 5-letter surname that starts with T? Because, I think that part has already been cast.
Hey, I’m the one that tells the jokes here. But, yeah, that was funny.
Too true. But it’s okay, more than likely the current administration will probably eliminate prisons entirely.
I remember when I first moved into this house. Oh, I’m Kirk, by the way. I’m a table. I’m technically a dining room table, but when my family moved into this house, there wasn’t a dining room. Hence the name change. I wonder if I got papers for that? You know, like a driver's lic... Oh. Yeah. Probably not.
It was a pretty good life for a while. Then the Balors had a baby. Now, normally, having a baby would be completely of no concern to a table. Well, unless you were a changing table. Seems