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Leslie Lofton

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  1. HORSE Howard only reads surreal erotica HOUND
  2. Ty Ty, Georgia, USA
  3. Nope Never have I ever driven a tractor-trailer (articulated lorry)
  4. Troutdale, Virginia, USA (Pop. 140) Highest-altitude incorporated town in the Commonwealth at 3,127 ft (953 m). Not much there; visited once. May not sound high, but what the Appalachian Mountains lack in height, they make up for in terrible corkscrew roads.
  5. FARTS Felt around randomly; touched someone's CHEEK
  6. Nürnberg, Germany
  7. CHRCH Cuthbert has really cold hands BOGEY
  8. Nope Never have I ever hurled in a taxi. You know, hurl, spit, decorate your shoes, call Ralph on the big white phone, rainbow burp, etc.
  9. Huh huh. You said dick. No! That's not my word! Dependence
  10. Manchester, Georgia, USA Watch the trains for a few minutes. Get bored. Move on.
  11. Monumental
  12. New Castle, Delaware, USA Center of the Twelve Mile Circle separating Delaware from Pennsylvania, if you're interested.
  13. CLOSET Clyde lifted on Susan's emerald TIARA
  14. BIGDK Blimey! I've gobbed (in) Devon's knickers! GUVNR
  15. Nope Never have I ever broken a bone.
  16. Pneumonia, yes. Tried to die in the ER. Got a tube up my Captain Picard and wished for a second I had died. Nope to measles. Never have I ever had smallpox (though I am vaccinated. Army)
  17. SADIT Saying always DICK is tacky DICKK
  18. Augusta, Georgia, USA
  19. NEPHW Norris even hugs his wife BEARD
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