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  1. Leslie Lofton
    Estuary
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    Nope Never have I ever appeared on stage topless
  3. Leslie Lofton
    Kabul, Afghanistan Pronounce it KAH bul. In the Persian alphabet کابل would be transliterated KABL, and explicitly written vowels receive the emphasis.
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    Or this "little she-bear" here, Ursula.
  5. Leslie Lofton
    Ipecac
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    Bottom
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    Oh God, or they could all get together on not-quite-as-dead-as-we-thought Grandpa's private island, à la "Glass Onion" and have a Benny Hill chase scene. What a time it must have been. I was raised extremely Catholic, homeschooled from age 12, and wasn't even aware of pornography until I joined the Army. Then they used to rent it on VHS. My comrades made special comment on the ones where the dude had the camera on his stomach facing downward, and you pretended it was happening to you.
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    I got some poppers the other day. I paid good money for three big'uns, but one was only the fried shell with nothing in it. Never have I ever eaten rabbit
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    Fun fact: Epping's namesake, Epping Forest, is also the name of the house in which George Washington's mother was born in 1708, very near where I grew up. Back to it, though. Garmisch, Bavaria, Germany US military ski resort
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    O. M. G. Stop what you're doing. Get you some fries, chips, pommes-frites, whatever. Fry them in lard, serve smothered in cheese curds and brown gravy. So yeah. A few times in Alaska, then in Canada However, never have I ever had a haggis
  11. Leslie Lofton
    Ball
  12. Leslie Lofton
    My Canada trip was with my Dad moving myself from Alaska to Tennessee. No sex was had. Poutine was had. Nope on the novel. Never have I ever played in any youth sports organization of any kind. I was involved in pickup curling for a few months while in my 20s, though
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    Yuma, Arizona, USA I don't know anything about Yuma
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    Nope (Who's naked? You or the fireman?) Never have I ever done the black diamond course at any skiing facility. I strongly dislike skiing anyway.
  15. Leslie Lofton
    SADLY Soaring American Dollar loved Yellen CHAIR
  16. Leslie Lofton
    Flaming Lemonparty, perhaps? MAYBE Michael's a youthful bottoming enthusiast's GUIDE
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    Hershey, Pennsylvania, USA I used to go there as a kid, but I'm not sure which highway I took to get there
  18. Leslie Lofton
    Lyre
  19. Leslie Lofton
    Harker Heights, Texas Upscale bedroom community of Fort Cavazos, formerly Fort Hood, the US Army installation notorious for the disappearance of Spec. Vanessa Guillen
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    Witnessed it. In the Army, during a trip to out of town I was on, a bunch of the boys got drunk and went out looking for a den of iniquity, but the bench was the only action. This was the time before smartphones. Nope. Never have I ever jacked it to a statue of Lord Rama.
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    I seriously have more useful things to do right now. SWICH Susan watches Ingrid clobber her PEARL
  22. Leslie Lofton
    DILDO Dennis is levering Don's old CRANK
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    Again, early Next Gen, when they visited the planet of the as-naked-as-possible nubile joggers. Not even kidding. Nope. Never have I ever been thrown into a pond for running naked in a park
  24. Leslie Lofton
    Oh I almost forgot. Nice fakeout introducing Micah. I thought for sure the tall girl going to be Harper. When you tinker with it, I would lean hard into that
  25. Leslie Lofton
    Must never have been to a Betazoid wedding. That's from early Star Trek: the Next Generation, when Roddenberry had more creative control. Lots of stuff like that. He was a randy little bugger. But anyway, neither have I never. Never have I ever thrown a park bench into a pond
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