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Leslie Lofton

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  1. Yenbu, Saudi Arabia I think I remember it from "Lawrence of Arabia".
  2. Not biting at that bate, er bait Grain
  3. JOKER Jarvis OK'ed Egbert's request TOHUG
  4. Nope Never have I ever had frostbite
  5. MONEY Muscular old Niles enters your CODES
  6. Another Army saying? The acronym BOHICA "Bend over. Here it comes again!"
  7. New York City, USA "This here salsa says it was made in New York City." "NEW YORK CITY?"
  8. Jeff inspired her not to kiss and tell. That's something, at least.
  9. You know, I was thinking about you when I was putting the pieces together for this edition: "What can I do to make CIncyKris like her, while keeping her in character?" In the next chapter, maybe I'll have her found an orphanage. Yeah, I'm sorry it was 60% Sarah, I promise more A+F in the next one. Should be two chapters to go in this part.
  10. Nope Never have I ever successfully grown a zucchini (courgette), which is pretty embarrassing.
  11. Suggestive photos of rockets: this is my favorite example from the US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. Army veterans will be familiar with the concept of the Big Green Dick: sooner or later, everyone gets fucked. So majestic, though.
  12. 12 years earlier “Don’t touch me, bitch!” Sarah Dawes gave chase, deaf to the screams and cheers of twenty-six bloodthirsty eighth graders. Andre Barks skidded while cornering the back row of desks, granting Sarah the needed edge. She horse-collared Andre just before he reached the door, toppling him forward. Sarah fell atop him, straddling the boy, and hammered his shoulder blades. One, two, then three licks thudded home. The fourth grazed his spine as Mr. Sperry, the math teacher, ha
  13. TIGHT Truly, I'm Gerald's honey, though LOYAL
  14. LOVER Lance overstuffed Vincent's erogenous region. OUCHY
  15. I'm sorry, I should have been wearing my glasses. I thought it said "date". Never have I ever seen Shawn Mendes. Not sure I know who he is
  16. NNOWW Nancy nephews on winter walks SNOWY
  17. My first date with my spouse we ended up at Best Buy (US electronics chain). I bought my first optical mouse and a CD of Dvorak 8 and 9. #eldermillenial Nope. Never have I ever propositioned a refrigerator repairman
  18. CHRCH Cecil has rated Chauncey highly. NINER
  19. Raleigh, North Carolina, USA Driven through a hundred times. Never stopped
  20. Resignation
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