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  1. Leslie Lofton
    aluminum JK we love the Queen's English, or King's, whatever Umbrage
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    Norcross, Georgia, USA Site of the very first Waffle House.
  3. Leslie Lofton
    I tried the Pacific. It's freezing -- in June! People just sit on the beach, or surf in wet-suits. There are seals. Never have I ever swum in a salty inland sea, Like the Great Salt Lake or the Dead Sea.
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    ANGEL Any new guys enter lately? HYENA
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    That implies you can do it up to and including a minute and a half. I can only do about 50 seconds stationary. Never have I ever swum more than 12 feet deep.
  6. Leslie Lofton
    I've been scooped on the Mrs. Robinson reference. I was just about to do one in mine.
  7. Leslie Lofton
    O. M. G. Doc, you just about killed me there. Tell me about it. how come this never happens to me?
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    Elberton, Georgia, USA Granite Capital of the World
  9. Leslie Lofton
    I mean, Toby and Carey don't even have to work for it. Every day in every way, they're getting their bones jumped by complete strangers. I'm reminded of a metaphor by Wodehouse - and I can't quote it or its source exactly - in which the world is divided into greyhounds and rabbits. The problem is the rabbits always end up with the greyhounds and get run around, when they should really find another rabbit and go nibble grass together. A possible moral here (and I love me some morals) is that it might not be so great to be a sex object. I'd like to see Toby and Carey ride into the sunset and find a house with a lovely garden where they can both wear big floppy hats and trowel their tulips in peace, if you know what I mean.
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    Nope Never have I ever seen a ghost
  11. Leslie Lofton
    Hyperlocal again, I see. Very cool. Well, shit. I'm done making predictions about this one, unless there's a floor show coming.
  12. Leslie Lofton
    Shot expert in the Army against pop-up targets on M16/M4. Also qualified on grenade launcher, which was a blast, no pun intended. Did archery at the Cub Scout level pretty8 good after I was over 35. Don't get involved in Cub Scouts. Life lesson. Never have I ever ridden inside a tank.
  13. Leslie Lofton
    Own four. I went through a phase in my 20s, but I've still got them. Ammo is really expensive. However, never have I ever shot a living thing . VHS tapes, though. Put a .308 through one of those. Core memory!
  14. Leslie Lofton
    Well the 90s are my jam, but I won't belabor the point. We'll put the story 20 years in the future and hope Tybee Island isn't underwater.
  15. Leslie Lofton
    Nope I did drive a school bus one year. Best job ever, but I couldn't make it on $15 an hour. Never have I ever gone hunting.
  16. Leslie Lofton
    TOWEL "Toiletries" ordered. Will ejaculate later. SPLAT
  17. Leslie Lofton
    Leprosy
  18. Leslie Lofton
    If she were getting one in @drsawzall's day, it would probably have a gas engine. Just kidding.
  19. Leslie Lofton
    Kind of. My oldest was designated to keep the 3rd grade hamster alive one summer. It was some kind of dwarf hamster with enormous testicles. It was named Flynn because the Tangled movie was current. Never have I ever owned a tarantula.
  20. Leslie Lofton
    I suppose I've never looked for that kind of thing in Target. Assuming this is present day, how long does it take do do a post grad in fine arts, not to mention having the tenure to get away with a massive nude photography exhibit. Let's put her at 40-45. She's 14 in the mid 90s (like me) so that's when she's getting her plug. So there aren't any wires or external controls, or else even the lax airport security of the day would have picked up on it. Lithium batteries weren't cheap enough to go in the kind of sex toys you would find at Target, so she's got at least two AAs, a motor, and a housing up there. I need to research this. Quite a woman.
  21. Leslie Lofton
    Might have. Several meats were thrown at me in Alaska. Oh, grow up. Never have I ever touched a skunk
  22. Leslie Lofton
    LOOKS Lecherous old Ollivander knots sheets BLEAT Actually I had a pretty good one to lead up to "BLEAT" but I'll let someone else go there first
  23. Leslie Lofton
    Yes to chili, but the last time was just one can of tomatoes and two cans of beans from the back of the pantry on top of hamburger and chili powder. It was still pretty good. Nope to okra. Never have I ever cooked chitterlings.
  24. Leslie Lofton
    If you mean, like, pennies or something, then I guess nope. Never have I ever stood on the roof of a moving vehicle
  25. Leslie Lofton
    Occasionally. I also saw a video of someone making tofu out of drywall and soy milk, but it might not have been for real. Never have I ever eaten a wild fungus.
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