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  1. Leslie Lofton
    Salt
  2. Leslie Lofton
    Oneida, New York, USA Home of the Oneida Community, an early 19th century free-love cult that supported itself by producing silverware among other things. The cult broke up, but I've got a drawer full of Oneida cutlery.
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    Road march
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    Yorktown, Virginia, USA Site of the final decisive battle of the American Revolution in 1781. Cut off from relief by a French blockade of Chesapeake Bay, General Cornwallis surrendered his Army to George Washington.
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    Not in a tree, but city park, yes: a car blowie. "Come on kids, let's turn around." Never have I ever clicked on the link that says "Hot mature singles in your area need sex and want to fuck right now!"
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    TEACH The Educator Ate Children's Hamburgers. TRUTH
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    Nope. Never have I ever dressed a squirrel for its meat. (I didn't even touch the fetal pig in BIO 101. "I'll be the recorder") And I've never had sex with one either, @chris191070, before you ask
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    Prediction time! Carey pays his dues and ends up in the gallery. He sees his tormentors paraded through the well one by and he calls dibs on everything for all of them. This could also be a dream sequence. Harper gets a plus one to the sex club because Professor what's-her-face-with-gallery-of-vulvaliscious-etchings is a member, too. Also, Bell is a legacy member. One night they all club together and have a marathon orgy with Carey as the centerpiece blindfolded, gagged, and bound spread-eagle in a rotating inversion therapy apparatus.
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    WITAF? I stop watching you for a couple of weeks and look where you've got to, Carey, you filthy boy! I hope eventually someone is going to learn something in this story. Then again, people sometimes don't.
  10. Leslie Lofton
    Why all the Y's? Yellowstone, Montana (RV parks, motels, gas - petrol - and food outside the West gate of the National Park. )
  11. Leslie Lofton
    SPANK Soiled Panties Are Not Kinky (in my opinion) ANGEL
  12. Leslie Lofton
    Soup
  13. Leslie Lofton
    Ytterby, Sweden Namesake of the elements yttrium (Y), terbium (Tb), erbium (Er), and ytterbium (Yb)
  14. Leslie Lofton
    Nope I could not respond to the stage one. Done that a lot. However, never have I ever had sex most places. For instance ... Never have I ever had sex in front of the Fairbanks (Alaska) Daily News Miner ArcticCam.
  15. Leslie Lofton
    Well I'll be dipped in s*** and rolled in peanuts. I was sure that pediment was going to be the one derived from ped/pes, but color me educated.
  16. Leslie Lofton
    WANKS William and Nancy killed Santa BORED
  17. Leslie Lofton
    Shoes
  18. Leslie Lofton
    New Braunfels, Texas
  19. Leslie Lofton
    Aah ya dropped it ... 🎵so do la fa mi do re 🎵 Slaughter
  20. Leslie Lofton
    La
  21. Leslie Lofton
    So. (As in "more so" )
  22. Leslie Lofton
    Code
  23. Leslie Lofton
    AGAIN Alastair goes all inside Neville RANDY
  24. Leslie Lofton
    Nope. Never have I ever had sex while wearing a tie.
  25. Leslie Lofton
    Deep traxx man The only thing I can contribute to this is a Latin tag based on the same Latin root. In Victorian times, it was fashionable to use as few words as possible to express ideas, as telegrams were priced per word. One of the most famous is when Charles Napier captured the region of Sindh (present day Pakistan) he sent a telegram reading "Peccavi": I have sinned. A close second is "Monotremes oviparous, ovum meroblastic", indicating that platypuses (platypodes for the pedants out there) lay eggs like reptiles. Stick that in your ovipositor and smoke it.
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