Masked Monkey

Just tell Chris that you promise to stay in bed if you can either take the laptop with you or have him to keep you company. How can he say no? Snowey

Yea, well, you have me worried also. Snowey

Nicky, I can guarantee you with 100% accuracy that the 'other' activity will not make you go blind (although the soreness and chaffing may make you wish you were_ :king: Snow Dog lol...well, if you're carefull, there no soreness or chafing I was never a big fan of any kind of non-natural lubricant. Also sometimes 'careful' and 'urgent' conflict with each other.

Nicky, I can guarantee you with 100% accuracy that the 'other' activity will not make you go blind (although the soreness and chaffing may make you wish you were_ :king: Snow Dog

I do believe someone else with incredible wisedom has seen the light (or at least His Noodly Appendage) :king: Snow Dog

Ok, who brought in the drunk str8 guy? HEY, WHO LEFT THE DRUNK STR8 GUY HERE?! Hello? :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I have him? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not after what you did to the last one. Please try to control yourself. Bleach does not get rid of all of the stain.

Ok, who brought in the drunk str8 guy? HEY, WHO LEFT THE DRUNK STR8 GUY HERE?! Hello? :king: Snow Dog

discretion ≠ Snow Dog discretion is for people who like to hide, and scurry away from the light like a cockroach. :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Snow Dog, Harrod isn't kidding. I spent about 10 minutes chatting with him last night and I thought 'Hmmm, I haven't met anyone as annoying as this since :king: '. Vic <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sir dog, i challenge thee to a duel! :2hands: Or we could just join forces and unleash a new layer of hell upon these poor misguided people? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That 'Sir' should be 'Sire' I'm always looking to walk down paths with people at my side :king: Snow Dog

Hey, no fair, you get twins (yes I know they are too young for me, but I'll take older twins ) :king: Snow Dog P.S. IMDB always helps

They haven't regretted letting me in yet :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You my friend, are a mere novice when compared to my discrete and advanced annoyance techniques <{POST_SNAPBACK}> discretion ≠ Snow Dog discretion is for people who like to hide, and scurry away from the light like a cockroach. :king: Snow Dog

You haven't seen the poll results yet, have you? Vic <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not since I had Lord X-ray hack them SD

Crap like this pisses me off. I am, as usual of two minds on how to proceed in such a situation (I forsee a blood bath when my dad dies). The first says, just give her the f-ing money and then inform her that you will never speak to her again, that all post will be returned, and all phone calls summarily hung up. The second says, go to court, inflict as much emotional and financial damage as possible. I would spend every penny in court to assure she saw none of it and had to incurr her own costs. The estate has the right to spend itself in defense of the will, Chris' mother does not unless she wins, so Chris' efforts will cost him nothing (other than recieving the money). Of course, the refusal of contact follows just as strongly. When family members choose money over family I firmly believe in making them feel the full and undilluted effects of that choice. I am also a cold, mean, unforgiving bastard, so I expect Chris will find a better way Hope you had a fun time drinking :king: Snow Dog

I am sad to announce that with this post I jump into the #2 slot of total posts to GA, having just passed the esteemed Mr. Kirk. You should all bow your heads and pray that this is not a portend of the future of GA. Perhaps, Mr. Kirk will find himself so moved, that he reasserts his secondary position. :king: Snow Dog

Happy Birthday SonoLuminus. May the noise made in your honor today make you bright indeed. :king: Snow Dog

They haven't regretted letting me in yet :king: Snow Dog

I suspect your mom has always 'known', some of those high school friendships a bit to close. And don't bother to try to explain being bisexual. At least she didn't come right out at tell you that it was ok to be gay. I got that pleasant experience. Snow Dog Touched by His Noodly Appendage

That, my friend, is the ultimate gift from the FSM.

And then you woke up right? Snowey

Dolph Lundgren...HAH! Val <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, I like Dolph --- he can be my 'He-Man' any day.

My best male matches: Dave Navarro 100% Fisher Stevens 100% Vladimir Mashkov 100% Paul Giamatti 99% Dan Futterman 99% I was worried that Dave Navaro was the best I could do until the end. My best female matches: Linda Evangelista 99% (hmm, supermodel) Shirley Henderson 98% (umm... Moaning Myrtle, I don't think so) Nicole Eggert 98% (Baywatch) Robin Givens 97% (safety rule #234, no sloppy seconds after Mike Tyson) Florencia Lozano 97% (used to watch One Life To Live, but would rather have had Todd) The disparity os almost enough to trun me totally str8

Trebs, You sound like an old married guy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Trebs, Mark is speaking from experience

But how else would you get exercise? Snow Dog

I hate it when ... Ben has a huge bruise on his knee and I didn't have any fun while he was getting it :king: Snow Dog

Good for you James, I'm actually looking forward to being in a more 'academic' tyoe environment. Particularly if I one day get to push the button that spends $1 million for a few microseconds of great fun. :king: Snow Dog

I think I may have to respond point-by-point