Masked Monkey

Did you read that book, I think it's titled "Everything Bad is Good for You"? It basically said that video games and modern cartoons are good educational tools, teaching both fine motor and problem-solving skills. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I heard a report about that on the news. How come nobody sues the govt. when an ex-military person goes wacko and kills, like McVeigh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You always come up with the most interesting questions. I'm not sure how to answer that one. But....you stump me all the time. Mag <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just a stump? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His questions stump my brain. What you are implyling more than a stump........but we will just keep that in our bedroom like Snow Dog has asked. Mag <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have to wonder about the size of the stump that would reach her brain I usually don't stump her brain in the bedroom anyway <{POST_SNAPBACK}> STOP THAT STOP THAT This thread has gotten entirely too silly :king: Snow Dog

It's Disneyland (or CA Ad. or whatever), it's the happiest place on earth! Who needs parents? What bad thing could happen? :king: Snow Dog P.S. Ever seen the Disneyland Jail?

No, that would be my other sister. Sharon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unlike most of my posts, this one will be Yea, I kinda got one of those, only he would have seen the craft from a long ways away and communicated with it while guiding it in by flashing his headlights in combination with a cigarette lighter. Once they landed and he opened the ship for them he would have realized that they wanted to use the anal probes on him. While I believe he would secretly enjoy it, he would have had to defend himself by fighting 5 of them at the same time using his Maglight (why he didn't use that instead of the lighter is a whole other story, but has to do with the effect on the space-time continuum). After killing one of the aliens, the others probably ran back to their ship and took off. At this point, the black helicopers arrived and he hid underneath a big tree until they went away and took the body with them (like an hour). Then he drove home proud of himself that he saved the world. And my family wonders why I hate holidays, :king: Snow Dog P.S. I think they also tried to pierce his nipple in the fight, and since he doesn't like that he fought even harder.

I can only wear 14k or above gold earrings or I get a nasy infection overnight. It kinda bummed me out 'cause I got a cool silver skull and a hand giving the finger -- but I can't wear them. :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It doesn't make any difference. Gold, silver, cheap, expensive. Same thing. After a couple of hours, I have a rash wherever it touched my skin. One of my sisters has trouble with watches. She owns about a half dozen because she has to alternate them. They tend to stop for no reason if she wears one too long. Sharon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Has she also been abducted by aliens? :king: Snow Dog

I can only wear 14k or above gold earrings or I get a nasy infection overnight. It kinda bummed me out 'cause I got a cool silver skull and a hand giving the finger -- but I can't wear them. :king: Snow Dog

Shadow...I agree with you on all counts..well said!! and the way you described it is exactly how I feel....tattoos too..and the needles...*shudder* and *faint* and *yuck* and the tattoos in appearance...double yuck. but that's just how I feel....and geez, infections of ears and other such things....ouch but as Shadow said, "Smooth uninterrupted flesh is way hotter (same goes for tattoos).:...Now that is hot and sexy:) Just my humble opinion, any ways Michael <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sailors have tattoos. You may want to re-think that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wonder if Dan has one. Well, that will have to wait until he and Trebs get back. :king: Snow Dog

I hate it when ... you are trying to get a resume out and your motherboard decides it is the perfect time to die. ... you only have the stupid restore CD's from your computer manufacturer ... it seems like Bill Gates is more in charge of my life than I am ... I hear the fireworks at Disneyland and know that at least 2 people are having fun while I curse at the damn thing ... stress is making my back pain worse and the Dr. wants me to go back on low dose antidepressant (way not cool) and lose 10 pounds ... I know the antidepressant will have certain sexual side effects that will make losing the 10 pounds more difficult (amongst other things) Did you also note any kind acts following this incident, like helping the guy? -- yech -- I feel all 'Rainbow' like - I think I need a shower :king: Snow Dog

In general, I agree with you ... hence, no other piercings for me. :king: Snow Dog

Excuse me, I am completely responsible with or without the earrings in. :king: Snow Dog

I got 2 in my left ear in graduate school (like, why would a 23 year old guy get his ear pierced?). I got 2 because I paid for 2. :king: Snow Dog

I just name them all "that f--ing box" :king: Snow Dog

Too late. I like America more than everyone else because I am me. I agree with everything you said about hockey except making regular season OT longer. Since they generally stop selling beer in the 3rd, I don't want to have to sit there and watch a potential full period without a beer in my hand. While sister kissers leave a bad taset in my mouth, I would rather just end the thing without watching a bunch of tired players take the chance of getting hurt for an additional point in the standings that may or may not be worth it. The only thing I would add is that they should add to the rules that Fraser is no longer allowd to officiate I'm sorry everyone now hates you :king: Snow Dog

I love it when ... you get an e-mail to set up a phone interview 12 hours after you submitted the resume . ... all I can think about is doing the research I need to do prior to the phone interview on Friday . :king: Snow Dog

Sorry man, hockey is the best sport on the face of the earth. Betty even told me herself. :king: Snow Dog

You eat with those fingers ... after typing that ... yech :king: Snow Dog

Will they be bringing Beer? :king: Snow Dog

You log on just for my posts? I feel, um, special :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Southwest, with 14-day advance purchase, is only $378 for roundtrip from John Wayne to Lambert-St. Louis Airport... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, don't like John Wayne, while it is convenient, and near vertical take-offs are always fun, the ~$100.00-$200.00 extra charge is seldom worth it.

Keep telling yourself that dear :king: Snow Dog

So... I was wondering, if you start a thread, is it okay to go way in later posts to that same thread? Is there a lifetime to treads after which all the carrion eaters are allowed to post whatever rambling direction the muse carry them? Just wondering, not that I am guilty or anything :king: Snow Dog

Sarcasm? Wittiness? Insults with humor? Excellent Conner, feel the power flowing through you Vic <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, he's coming along nicely, isn't he? :king: Snow Dog

Thank God you started posting again. It was getting really boring, and I stopped logging on to check. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You log on just for my posts? I feel, um, special :king: Snow Dog

Long tentacles - definitely Dark Side Multiple connectedness - very Rainbow like You have mixed feelings or a multiple personality. Hugs, Conner <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <Snow Dog finds Rainbow cap under desk and try's on for size> There is nothing a priori Dark

In my defense, I wasn't worried about the accuracy, or even the source of the report. All I cared about was the fact that Missouri was first, and I couldn't resist the urge to poke at Mark (as it were). As for a University gig, yea, they are great if you can get them. Can't you see Mark's poor students, unsure if he is hitting on them, the cute girl to their left, or the guy to their right (of course, Mark would go for the four-way). :king: Snow Dog Edit: A spell checker, a spell checker, my kingdom for a spell checker -- um, scratch that, i'll keep the kingdom, but I still want the spell checker.

What were they like. Mag <{POST_SNAPBACK}> better than: "like, what are they?" of course, we are way :king: Snow Dog