JSmith

You're right... I didn't

I'd like to take the time to point this out again: And unlike Clinton, I do count oral as sex

You know, I think I may start checking my Horoscope every day... they've been surprisingly accurate the last 3 times I checked! Saturday's was awesome and good things came of it. I think I might start relying on them more

Uh oh... I don't like Kitty's response She's going to start pulling all these guys don't ask for directions and crap like that I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. If I throw a stick, will you leave? The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either! Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. Joe

Are we allowed to use 'Yo mamma' jokes?

Happy Birthday, Val!!! I would call and wish you a happy 23rd, but I already sent you a card so I feel my obligation has been fulfilled Hope you have a lot of fun today and a great year ahead of you! Joe

I'm glad your day ended up happy in the end

Heh, thanks for the comments everyone. The title isn't really how I feel... I know I'm not in love with the guy, I just needed a good name Yeah, but that's where my whole insecurity and shyness kick in. I'm really uncomfortable doing things like that when there's a good chance I'm going to get shot down. I knew all of my previous exs would say yes before I asked them out so this is new territory for me. Heh, well I know he enjoys that fact that I'm ticklish. He tends to take advantage of that a lot and finds it fun to torment me. Not a chance! I dont trust you guys enough not to embarass the living crap out of me The Alien theory sounds good to me... at least if I got rejected I wouldnt feel so bad about another species saying no Thanks for the advice everyone

It's actually a theatre production. Not a movie. As for what else it's about... who cares!?

http://www.hamiltonspectator.com/NASApp/cs...l=1112101662670 Anyone up for a trip to London to see this!?

SO happy for you Camy! I'm glad things went well between the two of you Feels much better to finally stop stressing about it and telling him, doesnt it. Makes it even better with how he felt Joe

How can a 99 year old hook up and I cant!? What the hell kind of world is this!? Just kidding Congrats! Joe

Haha! Go for it Kitty! Get the tattoo! And make sure you show us

Hmm, thats weird... mine worked. as soon as I had it in, the screen changed and gave me a 15 digit number.

I got this in an email a little bit ago and figured I'd share it with everyone here. Just don't let the code get in the wrong hands Joe

You should tell her the story about the cute guy at work when you had a nail go through your hand... but focus on how cute the guy was

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a lot of fun today Joe

Sadly Jeff, I think you'd look good in vals clothes At least she doesnt have any dresses for you to wear

I think Conner has it right with the smilie. Kitty and Luigi did an awesome job on this and would never have been possible without them. Thank you so much for devoting your time to this, guys! Joe EDIT: I vote to create a Kitty Appreciation Day and a Luigi Appreciation Day!

Happy 41st James!!! Hope it's a good one Joe

Hmmm, so you're saying I have to stalk them first THEN ask to go to a movie? Damn... thats what I did wrong. And I have a question for the goat... Are you friends with the goat from With Trust? Joe

Woohoo! Another 17 year old Hope you have fun! Joe

Happy 34th Birthday, Lore! Hope it's a good one. Joe

I got a damn parking ticket at my highschool... For 3 years everyone parked in the firelanes here and there were no tickets given out. I moved here and was almost late to class so i parked in the fire lane along with like 20 other people. I walk out of school to see a ticket on my damn windshield... $25! And of course, after that they never ticketed again. Everyone still parks there and no one gives tickets! I felt so picked on just because I had a Texas license plate in Missouri But, the ticket was in my moms name so I still havent gotten a ticket technically