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Not to mention Patsy Klein. She had an amazing voice. No relation to Calvin. If you've never heard her sing, I urge you to check out the links.

The Eagles - Sad Cafe Audio Link Out in the shiny night, the rain Was softly falling The tracks that ran down the boulevard had All been washed away Out of the silver light, the past came softly calling And I remember the times we spent Inside the sad cafe Oh, it seemed like a holy place, Protected by amazing grace And we would sing right out loud, the Things we could not say We thought we could change this world With words like "love" and "freedom" We were part of the lonely crowd Inside the sad cafe Oh, expecting to fly, We would meet on that beautiful shore in the Sweet by and by Some of their dreams came true, Some just passed away And some of the stayed behind Inside the sad cafe. The clouds rolled in and hid that shore Now that glory train, it don't stop here no more Now I look at the years gone by, And wonder at the powers that be. I don't know why fortune smiles on some And let's the rest go free Maybe the time has drawn the faces I recall But things in this life change very slowly, If they ever change at all There's no use in asking why, It just turned out that way So meet me at midnight baby Inside the sad cafe. Why don't you meet me at midnight baby, Inside the sad cafe.

I decided a long time ago that I was no damned good. I got all sorts of messages growing up that told me so. First and foremost was the way that I was treated by people that I thought were my friends. Most of you know I never chose to be out. It's something that most people wait until they are ready for. I didn't have that choice. Someone else made it for me at the age of 13 deep in the heart of the bible belt in the mid seventies. What followed I wouldn't wish on anyone. The thing that hurt the most and never stopped hurting was being cut off. I don't mean just shunned. I mean people that I had known for years that just stopped talking to me and would never have anything further to do with me. That'll f**k with your head as a full grown adult but as a kid it was devastating. It taught me some really f**ked-up lessons that stick with you. Like when you have a friend or a lover no matter how flawed you need to hold on to them because no one else wants you. Un-learning that is a bitch. Another thing is what it does to your self-worth. You can't be too worthy if people cut you off like a light-switch. You see up until a certain age, most of my friends were from church. They were told that the best way to help me change was to have nothing to do with me until I did change. Saving a soul by tough love as it were or simply not wanting to have anything to do with a known faggit. There are a lot of people that I liked, cared about some I even loved that walked away from me and never looked back. Maybe you wonder why I always seem like I'm angry. It's because I know that I'm disposable.

I am less than impressed with Ricky Martin's timing for coming out. He is releasing an album later this year and the cynical side of me thinks he is only doing this to create buzz for his album. Instead of coming out at the height of his popularity, he's coming out now that he's barely relevant?

MEH. Ricky Martin's coming out is a lot like Janet Jackson's hooter flopping out at the super-bowl: it happened twenty years after anyone cared.

Stinky Pete and Chubby Cox All up in it with Chubby Cox Chubby Cox & Stinky Pete "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap on a crap cracker!" -Stinky Pete

Age group has a lot to do with it and it can turn in a matter of weeks or days. Do keep an eye on our flower child so the wolves won't get him.

Neatness: cluttered Appearance: cluttered General Effect: functional Overall Effect: needs a make over

Cruising without the trolls. How very elitist. When are you little pricks going to realize that give it 10 years and you are going to be the trolls? ignore /on

I'm not trying to be an asshole but would someone please tell me the essential difference between cruising and the (organ) grinder? I know that somehow a monkey is involved in both processes.

Plenty. You don't need to settle for one of these guys when so many sane guys available. I'll let you know when I find one.

Thankfully you are neither Yang.

The Drunk Fun and charming, the drunk loses some of his appeal when you sober up. After he's drank all your booze and pissed on your bed, the puke in your closet is the last straw. The problem with drunks is that they forget that you threw them out. You have to break up with them dozens of times for it to take. Even then, they show up drunk and horny at 2am or make those wonderful calls in the middle of the night. The only sure way to get rid of them: tell them about how well you are doing in AA. The Meth head Beavis here has been tweaking for the last six-weeks. His penis is tiny and limp. He steals everything and cops are constantly after him. What were you thinking? Well- we know that love is blind and he wasn't Beavis the meth-head his whole life. It took a while for him to get that way and you had to see the signs. The only sure way to get rid of them: move away with no forwarding address. The Dumb Ass He was fun and charming for a while but... JESUS!? Just look at him. What happened? So you met him on grinder. You didn't have to keep him. Dumbasses are like stray cats: feed them once and they'll never go away. The only sure way to get rid of them: fake your death. The Man-Whore He seduced you in seconds. You should have known that he seduces everyone in seconds. Men, women, boy and girls: this man-whore spreads his genetic material around like an water-sprinkler. What were you thinking? Yeah sure: he's cool with classic good looks but as soon as he's out of your sight, he's f**king someone else. The only sure way to get rid of them: buy a ring, talk about a committed relationship. The Dork Dorks are a subset of nerds known specifically for their complete and total lack of social skills. They always say and do not just the wrong thing but the worst thing possible. The dork, while otherwise intelligent, is born without that little piece of their brain that regulates when to STFU. While dorks can be OK in small doses, no relationship has ever lasted more than six weeks with a true dork. The only sure way to get rid of them: leave a trail of memory chips out into traffic. The Religious Nut Religious Nuts can be OK until they sober up and rationalize that you have lead them into sin. Worse than that even, you make them want to sin over and over again. You must get rid of the religious nut before he adds you to his collection of dissected prostitutes. The only sure way to get rid of them: talk to him about your deep abiding faith in witchcraft. The Compulsive Liar Most everyone hates to be lied to. What happens when you meet a guy that doesn't even know he's lying or lies for no apparent reason? Chaos. The compulsive liar will drive you absolutely insane. Most people lie because they are concealing something that they are ashamed of. The compulsive liar lies when he orders breakfast. The only sure way to get rid of them: set him on fire.

20 Great examples of "the info-dump" and/or back-story in classic science fiction.

Vic- Have you ever been to a club and had some lecherous mutt practically humping your leg? Just because they are gay doesn't mean that they know how to act or you want to talk to them.

The journey of 10,000 miles starts with the first step.

Of course. But the more massive the object, like say an enormously fat ass with its own zip code and airport, the stronger the gravitational field.

In the south where everything is lowered into a deep-fat fryer, its easy to balloon up and get fat. Everything is fried: pies, biscuits, chickens and even twinkies. It's enough to drive you a little bonkers. It's just fun too avoid getting too fat. You get to see those hot people from high school that wouldn't talk to you who have since turned into blimps and have their own gravitational fields. Karma: the universe's way of giving you the finger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9Ow8Oaitg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhw5smiB7c episode continues in 3 more parts Features: Chad Allen at his best. An interesting question about culture and assimilation.

the Lions are born in July

Warning. This one will mess you up.