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    Nope Never have I ever climbed Mount Hood.
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    hay
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    My inveterate procrastination is often accompanied by twenty-five open tabs and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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    pugilist
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    hoodie
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    I have and "Sex Shop" is misleading. All you can buy there is sex paraphernalia. You must provide the sex. Never have I ever been to a Florida Gators home game in the Swamp.
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    With my allergies, after treating them, my otolaryngologist retired and bought a huge boat.
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    Chapter 6

    JamesSavik commented on JamesSavik's story chapter in Chapter 6

    Yes. Maybe...
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    I did as a wee kiddo and was horrible at it. The ghost of Steven Foster appeared to me in a dream and demanded I stop. Never have I ever played the piano.
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    Colonel
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    It doesn't get much more Southern than this: Fried chicken, butter beans, corn on the cob, and Jalapeño cornbread.
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    My blood type is B-. When this was first discovered in my teens, they hit me up for donations until I told the hematologist he might as well save his needles and install a zipper.
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    Cats are ridiculously overpowered!
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    I have. It's a quaint custom for middle schoolers called a lock-in. Never have I ever made out with a girl at a lock-in.
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    bust
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    I'm not horrified by myths. The Mummy or Vampire don't excite me. Give me a plausible reason to actually feel anxiety. I like stuff like The Andromeda Strain, Event Horizon, or Alien. We only think we're an advanced civilization, but we're only a few thousands years out of trees. We don't know what we don't know. What we don't know can hurt us badly.
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    My parents' house got run over by Hurricane Katrina. There was no electricity for over a week. As their freezer thawed out, we had epic barbecues. It was miserable as it was still hot as blazes in early September. Sure - we're a good 90 miles inland, but Katrina was so nasty because it was moving so slow. From start to finish, it was over us for 36 hours of noisy, exciting weather that turned telephone poles into splinters. Some of our trees were so damaged, they died over the next few years and had to be removed. We had a blue FEMA roof until we could get a crew to re-roof the house. You don't appreciate refrigeration and air conditioning until they're gone for a while.
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    I despise oncologists for the hell they put my brother through. He had bone marrow cancer - that's 100% terminal. They bullshitted us into trying a bunch of stuff that didn't work and stuck his widow with a $300K bill. They are shysters selling hope to desperate people knowing they are going to get their loved one's house. Fuck them.
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    Oncologists are about as useless as plague doctors. None of their patients survive to leave a bad review on Yelp.
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    alternative
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    cast
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    chains
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