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  1. JamesSavik
    So I told the gastroenterologist that without dinner and a show, he could keep his telescope to himself.
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    Didntdu nuffin!
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    Me either. Never have I ever distilled moonshine. I've had it. If done right, it's about like Everclear.
  4. JamesSavik
    Y'all remember the old skit from Hee-haw? Tonight I'm having Cajun Blackened chicken on penne with Alfredo sauce.
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    I have. They're astonishing. One of my aunts used to can fiery jalapeño peppers that would clear your sinuses. Never have I ever lost a burger contest. My BLT smash burger rocks.
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    Who needs a poltergeist? I've got cats. Something is always going bump in the night. Sometimes it goes Rawr-RWOW when Cleo sees a bad raccoon.
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    Sorry I didn't get anything out. I had a story, but I wasn't satisfied with it. I won't post an anthology entry that's only fit for the wood chipper.
  8. JamesSavik
    Me either. Football coaches forbid skateboarding. Never have I ever competed in eXtreme sports. It looks entirely too much like drunk rednecks who say, hold my beer and watch this.
  9. JamesSavik
    Because I have the skin type of a typical ginger despite only being a daywalker, I have to see a dermatologist once a year to check for skin cancer.
  10. JamesSavik
    Why was Karen so ditsy?
  11. JamesSavik
    Complaintoglogist often want to speak to the manager.
  12. JamesSavik
    Getting referred to a cardiologist is never good news.
  13. JamesSavik
    No spider ever on my menu. Never have I ever had a big ole lobster to myself. It's on my bucket list.
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    cable
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    Does it offer any features to help writers block?
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    This time of year, allergists are overworked.
  17. JamesSavik
    In Mississippi, we've got our fingers and toes crossed hoping we don't catch a nasty hurricane to the face.
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    Sausage (yum)
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    crystal
  20. JamesSavik
    -You can major in that? Who knew? Never have I ever used body paint.
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    fog
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    Derp
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    exotic
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    coal mine
  25. JamesSavik
    Writing is like anything else - the more you do it, the better you get. Then you get hyper-critical of your own writing and stall, but that's a different conversation.
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